WIFE: If I died, would you get married again?
HSBND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HSBND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HSBND: Okay, I will.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on face).
HSBND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HSBND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HSBND: Where else would?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HSBND: Probably, it is new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HSBND: That seems like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HSBND: NO, she's left-handed.
WIFE: -- silence --
HSBND: Sh*t.
2006-07-12 17:53:26 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oldie but phunie...
4.8/5
Btw, you shouldn't publish this personal conversations from your life. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-07-12 18:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't really get the part about the wife being silent.
2006-07-13 00:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mother is trying to teach her little boy to be potty trained, but every time she puts him on the seat he begins to cry...
"Why do you cry when I put you on the potty chair? Are you scared?"
"No" he replies
"Does it hurt?"
"No" he replies
"Then please tell me why!" she says.
"It's my potty, and I'll cry if I want to!"
2006-07-13 01:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always liked that one.
2006-07-13 01:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg that is funny. that is something i would probably do
2006-07-13 01:02:49 · answer #5 · answered by miamifan_21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! That is really funny.
2006-07-13 00:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie right.................... But surely a Goldie!!!! Oldie is goldie!!!! good one , LOL!!!
2006-07-13 01:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He aint gettin' any for a long. long, time.
2006-07-13 01:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! that's a good one!!!
2006-07-13 04:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by Liza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh... I wonder who "she" is... lol
2006-07-13 01:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋