Married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is driving. His wife says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend and he's a better lover than you."
Again husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." Husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too."
Husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
Husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "What's that?"
Husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbags."
2006-07-12 20:11:46 · 10 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From a joke website
2006-07-12 20:12:08 · update #1
that is so funny today is my 15 year anniversary have to show it to my husband he'll love it. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
2006-07-12 20:17:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A husband and wife are driving down the road. The husband is driving very fast. The Police pull the car over. The policeman walks up to the car.
Policeman:Sir, did you notice you were speeding?
Husband:No, I did not.
WIFE:Officer, he knew for sure that he was ten miles over the limit.
HUSBAND(To wife):Shut up you *****.
Policeman:Sir...can I see your license?
HUSBAND:I left my license in my other wallet.
WIFE:Officer, his license has been revoked, he doesn't have one.
HUSBAND:(To wife) Shut up you stupid *****.
Policeman:ma'am...does your husband always talk to you like that?
Wife:Only when he's really drunk.
2006-07-13 03:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by d h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great joke number 3...keep it up!!!
2006-07-13 03:24:24 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2006-07-13 04:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious!!!!! ROFL thats a 10/10... 100/100
thank you.. very very good one.
have to hand it to you "D H" .. rofl thats hilarious also...
2006-07-13 03:15:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always liked that one. =)
2006-07-13 03:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by LOVE2LD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so would that be man slaughter or just murder? (if he does survive)
2006-07-13 03:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by cyclist_46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No cyclist, it's "woman slaughter"...
2006-07-13 03:27:00 · answer #8 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo .........L
2006-07-13 05:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..................................................
2006-07-13 03:41:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋