Do you know any funny answering machine messages?
2006-07-12 20:39:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No.
2006-07-12 20:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hi, you know what to do. Bye."
"The number you have reached is being investigated by the FBI, please hang up or we'll come after you too, or just leave a message."
"We are the knights who say Ni"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
"Please leave your name, phone number, breast size and measurements and I will get back to you as soon as I hang up !"
"State your name and business and I will return your call in the proper sequence it was received."
"Please try your call again later, maybe I'll answer it, maybe I won't. You can leave a message if I don't answer it the second time you call."
"Who are you, what do you want and why are you cothering me?"
"You have reached the number of a psychopath and chances are , while you are listening to this I am slowly creeping up behind you..."
2006-07-12 21:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by mac_guy_ver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'hey that's Selena, i will't come to the phone on the minute, as i'm likely useless from over-exhaustion. leave a message.' i'm 15. Haha that's that because i became AAAALWAYS complaining about how a lot artwork i became putting into my checks and stuff and all of us became like 'that's now unlikely to kill you' yet hahahha yours made me snigger a lot:P
2016-11-06 07:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by tito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play really loud music in the background and say "Hello" and then continue to say "Hold On, Let Me Turn this music down". Then once the music is turned down say "Hello....Oh sorry i'm not here right now, blah, blah, blah."
It's a classic.
2006-07-12 20:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by Billy Oatmeal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hello?" (wait like 5 seconds later, and say...) "Just kidding I'm not available right now, leave a message." (In other words, pretend like you answered the phone)
Sorry this was already said...should've read before I posted...but thanks for the 2 points
2006-07-12 21:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by pureessence 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello?....*pause long enough for sumone to think you're there and start talking;D*....Hello?................................*let them repeat it*............Sorry I'm not here right now. But you can leave me a message after the beep!
2006-07-12 20:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say "Hello??.......Hello? Is anyone there?.........I cant hear you! your breaking up!! oh well, leave a message after the beep."
2006-07-13 11:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not here right now but leave a message.....
if your a mexican... please hold your phone...... 30 feet away from your mouth.. becuase you mexicans sound like your screaming when your just talking.....
and when your done... go act lke its christmas and unwrap a tomalie...... thank you :)
2006-07-12 20:47:25 · answer #8 · answered by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋