At the YMCA one day, a really fat man got out of the shower and another guy saw him. The second guy said, "I don't mean to be rude, but you are fat!"
The first guy said, "Yeah, I know I'm really big."
The second guy asked, "Man, how long has it been since you've seen your dick?"
The first guy says, "Looong time, man."
The second guy asks, "Well, why don't you diet?"
The first guy asks, "Why? What color is it now?"
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2006-07-12 20:15:09 · 6 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
thats a good one
2006-07-12 20:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the fat didn't get to his head, lolololol
2006-07-13 05:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what color is it NOW? i have a feeling this dude has "dieted" before...
2006-07-13 03:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats 2 great jokes, babe. Got more???
2006-07-13 03:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-13 04:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by ravi g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl hahaha..... thats even funnier.... rofl hahaha........
we want MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-13 03:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋