Entertainment & Music - 12 July 2006

one day mom had to do a haemorrhoids operation..the next day her neighbours, looking concerned, came to the house and asked how she is...
"we saw an ambulance at your home last night...is ll ok?"
"oh yes..nothing serious..Fran had to do some operation up her a$s!!" replied dad. at this, his son, Tommy looked at him dumbfounded...
"dad...please don't say that about mom..be decent! you can say 'Rectum'"
...
that same day another group of neighbours came by
"Oh, how's Fran? is she alright? we saw an ambulance and..."
" oh she's ok...a small thing, she did an operation up her....." at this he rememberedTommy's advise, but forgot the word...
"hey, Tommy....what did you say your mom's a$s was called?"

2006-07-12 22:53:19 · 13 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 22:52:26 · 8 answers · asked by mistymiss 6 in Television

2006-07-12 22:45:52 · 15 answers · asked by coco 1 in Other - Entertainment

This chick is privileged (child of a billionaire) and already rich, though not famous. Until she, intentionally, screwed her way into infamy. Why do you celebrate someone who is whoreish, spoiled, dumb, and frankly not very attractive....except in a slutty way

2006-07-12 22:44:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

it is an anime i am trying to find.... it is shown in singapore in 1999 ,2000 or 2001 ( i don know the year ) the anime is a magical girl kind and the girl has light blue hair ( not tied ) it is shown on SCV or should i say starhub...... pls pls tell me if you know them...

2006-07-12 22:44:06 · 4 answers · asked by gqcici 2 in Comics & Animation

say bobs bug busters 10 really really fast

2006-07-12 22:43:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 22:43:44 · 6 answers · asked by unpronounceable 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 22:43:22 · 7 answers · asked by taher_saleh 1 in Music

2006-07-12 22:42:13 · 6 answers · asked by star 1 in Other - Entertainment

Good!

K, I got you to click here, now tell me how mad you are that you only got two points.

And, now you can try to figure out how to get ten.

2006-07-12 22:40:42 · 27 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 22:37:50 · 19 answers · asked by nauroze_hoath 2 in Movies

2006-07-12 22:37:36 · 5 answers · asked by MAK 6 in Movies

2006-07-12 22:36:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

a little bug is trying to climb a 10m height stick. one day it can climb 2 m, but after a night sleep it fall 1 m. so it take how many days to climb to the top?

2006-07-12 22:35:21 · 10 answers · asked by Luck charge 4 in Jokes & Riddles

The reason for my inquiry.Is that i'm at ground level looking out into a fog-bank.And their are people walking around,and all you can see is their feet and lower legs.It's funny to me.But at the same time a little bit weird to look at...
I'm posting this under entertainment as i just saw a pair of feet almost crash into another pair of feet...LOL

2006-07-12 22:34:43 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-12 22:34:31 · 8 answers · asked by venom 1 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-12 22:34:11 · 15 answers · asked by christyxy777777 5 in Polls & Surveys

who sang "pray you in the storm" and if u can send me the song please send it to me

2006-07-12 22:33:55 · 2 answers · asked by dukelion555 2 in Music

...And so Adam & Eve were standing there...butt naked looking at each other not knowing what to do. Suddenly Eve decided to touch Adam's penis, out of sheer curiousity. At this Adam drew a big smile on his face and clearly showed signs of pleasure...so much that his penis started growing and growing...astonished Adam looked at it in disbelief and started panicking!!!
"Stand aside, woman...God knows where this thing is going!!!"

2006-07-12 22:33:45 · 10 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

He is too mysterious for words..

2006-07-12 22:29:43 · 11 answers · asked by lana 2 in Comics & Animation

Is is a guy or a girl? Does anyone know for certain who this is?
I've collected a few of the picture links here.
And are all these pics even the same person?
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/18003315397.jpg&s=f5
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=main/7/19304245939.jpg&s=f10
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/17705293350.jpg&s=f5
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/17706004639.jpg&s=f5
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h156/Grbonk/987bf0ff.jpg

2006-07-12 22:26:27 · 11 answers · asked by Baldur's Queen 2 in Other - Entertainment

who do u think is better?
i like Gabriela!

2006-07-12 22:26:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-12 22:25:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Tom and his wife Susan never got on in their latter years and when Tom died after a long illness, Susan put an announcement in the newspaper stating that he died of gonorrhoea. As soon as Tom’s sister read the paper, she phoned Susan. You know perfectly well that Tom died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea.
Susan replied, Of course I know he died of diarrhoea – after all, who was it nursed himnight and day? Nevertheless, I thought my announcement would be a better way for people to remember him - as a great lover rather than the big sh*t he was.

2006-07-12 22:24:16 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I know it's not AC/DC. It was before them.

2006-07-12 22:22:44 · 4 answers · asked by Jason F 1 in Music

2006-07-12 22:21:40 · 31 answers · asked by kamajamom 1 in Movies

2006-07-12 22:20:35 · 17 answers · asked by ? 1 in Television

2006-07-12 22:17:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Time:6:30 AM ,Place:trivandrm,alappuzha,india
can u pls tell anyone when will i get a job?what is my profession

2006-07-12 22:15:57 · 3 answers · asked by Reshma 2 in Horoscopes

She's the most beautiful person I've ever seen, way hotter than Angelina or Jessica or whoever, she's more interesting and has better features, and her exotic looks are just stunning.

Check her out:
http://www.askmen.com/women/models_60/74_adriana_lima.html
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/05/12/adriana-lima-bastardly-sexiest-women-2006-1/
http://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Adriana.Lima/

I don't understand!

2006-07-12 22:15:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities