...And so Adam & Eve were standing there...butt naked looking at each other not knowing what to do. Suddenly Eve decided to touch Adam's penis, out of sheer curiousity. At this Adam drew a big smile on his face and clearly showed signs of pleasure...so much that his penis started growing and growing...astonished Adam looked at it in disbelief and started panicking!!!
"Stand aside, woman...God knows where this thing is going!!!"
2006-07-12 22:33:45 · 10 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was fu cking awesome! lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-13 00:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 8⤊ 5⤋
Poor Adam, nothing is going right for him!
The Lost Chapter of Genesis
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
So Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history....
2006-07-14 02:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
If Eve had to 'stand aside', I wonder where that thing was going?
2006-07-13 08:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by purplewings123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha try my submission few minutes back on Adam and Eve.
Rating of this joke shall be 11A
2006-07-13 05:43:13 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading and laughing at this, I better get ready for hell!
2006-07-13 08:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Thumbs up* the best joke ive heard so far!!
2006-07-13 05:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by toots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-07-13 05:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-07-13 05:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by kar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....good one
2006-07-13 05:40:02 · answer #9 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
........and the moral of this article being.........?
2006-07-13 05:40:57 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋