Tom and his wife Susan never got on in their latter years and when Tom died after a long illness, Susan put an announcement in the newspaper stating that he died of gonorrhoea. As soon as Tom’s sister read the paper, she phoned Susan. You know perfectly well that Tom died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea.
Susan replied, Of course I know he died of diarrhoea – after all, who was it nursed himnight and day? Nevertheless, I thought my announcement would be a better way for people to remember him - as a great lover rather than the big sh*t he was.
2006-07-12 22:24:16 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry - "One more joke i mean"
2006-07-12 22:29:52 · update #1
lol that was clever lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-12 22:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very good . I'll give it an 80 cause ya can't dance to it.
2006-07-26 23:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad
2006-07-26 03:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by rahul 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the late, great Les Dawson: -
The mother-in-law said to me "When you die, I'll dance on your grave".
I said, "Good - I'm being buried at sea".
2006-07-27 03:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cool joke
2006-07-13 05:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ! U do keep rockin' ......this time u won't miss the 0.1 point...how abt a 10/10 ? :))
2006-07-17 13:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-07-13 05:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-07-25 14:03:58 · answer #8 · answered by ankudi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad...
6.5/10
2006-07-13 07:49:13 · answer #9 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do u come up with these jokes
2006-07-22 23:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋