Let your mind free hehehe...♥?

Question

He laid her on the table
so white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
and then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.


now how hard was it to keep your mind out of the gutter? ♥♥♥

Answer 1

I knew it was chicken or something after a few lines.

Still, my mind was in the gutter. ;_;

Answer 2

Here's Another version of it...

'My First Time'

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

I know what you were thinking....

Answer 3

Unlike Pd, I like dj (dirty jokes) but can think of a clean thing first.
Ha ha ha ha

Btw, the joke was brilliant. Although I was feeling like in high school Biology laboratory. lol

Answer 4

And you knows i got a dirty mind and naughty sort of brain

Answer 5

That makes necrophillic bestiality sound appealing. I need to go and hurt myself now!

*shudder*

Answer 6

Not bad i have heard it earlier

Answer 7

That is truly a good one!

Answer 8

I knew that..........I was only giving you the benefit of doubt!

lololol got me there.

Answer 9

extremely difficult.u totalyy got me there. lol

Answer 10

funny lmao laughing my *** off

had me going too!