a man walks into bar and orders 7 beers. The bartender asks whats to celebrate?. The man says "First blowwjob". The bartender syas " make it 8 then, one on the house". The man replies, "If 7 beers don't get the taste out, nothing will."
2006-07-12 21:58:27 · 9 answers · asked by angelic_beauty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
2006-07-12 22:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the Duck! The Joke you tried to tell (badly) was one of the oldest in history!
I can tell you one that will knock your socks off!
I took my wife to the Doctor the other day, because she had been very sick,
I Waited in the waiting room for 2 hours,
Finally the Doctor came out to give me the results, He approached me and said: Well Mr. Woodall, I don't know what to tell you, You Wife either has AIDS or Alshiemers disease.
I said: Oh My God Doc: There is a big difference between the two, Don't you think?
What the Hell should I Do?
The Doctor looked me right in the eye's and said: Take Her for a ride out into the country and kick her out of the car, If she find's her way home, Don't sleep with her(Clean Version) But Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-13 05:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One afternoon, a little girl returned home from school and announced that a friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye-to-eye and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies...
"That's how you get jewelry."
LOL
2006-07-13 05:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. here's another beer. if 9 beers are not enough, do cunnilingus. lol.
2006-07-13 05:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by AJ BA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Thats friggin hilarious!!! Joke of the day infact!!!!!!! I still cant stop laughing!!!!!!!Godd One!!
2006-07-13 05:01:11 · answer #5 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-13 05:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate gays and similar species...that made me sick :P
2006-07-13 05:11:03 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-13 05:01:05 · answer #8 · answered by Dallul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOOOO FUNNNNYYYY!!!!!!
2006-07-13 05:00:34 · answer #9 · answered by simplyfabulous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋