I attended one of those NOW meetings on my campus, mainly because I heard that the guest speaker was extremely anti-male. During her rant, when she was nearly frothing at the mouth, I got up and headed over to the back of the room, near the exit. I then pulled out a large, floppy dildo and hurled it at her.
The floppy dildo jiggled as it spun in the air, eventually slapping the speaker soundly across her forehead. She reeled back, clutching the podium to keep from falling, as the dildo flopped down on the floor, coming to rest a few feet in front of the stage. For a moment, all eyes were on the thrown object, but then everyone turned to see from whence it came. That was when I bolted out the door and left the building.
Despite making a hasty departure, I was identified and was visited by the campus police later. Now I get to go see the provost, who is threatening to have me expelled. A shame, since I was only 1 semester away from completing my nuclear engineering degree.
2006-10-20
08:41:29
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Ralphy Boy
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