"The Musical Genius"
I was asked by dear mother to go to the store.
This I didn't mind, for my CD player was ready.
I was now JS Bach, and the orchestra was ready,
as well as the choral, who I most worried about.
"Today, we are practicing the 'Sanctus'.
You know well my B minor Mass."
The choral looked worried, and I saw it in their eyes.
I reassured them, or rather warned them,
"If you drop one note from the fugue, you will be out,
on your ***, without your ration of firewood or beer!"
Of course it went perfect, and the chorus applauded me,
for composing a work of pure genius.
I adjusted my wig, took a pinch of snuff,
and bitched out the faggotist (bassoonist) for general purpose.
"Now we will practice Et exsultavit from my Magnificat."
But I arrived home, and gave the musicians the day off,
to study and practice.
2007-12-05
11:49:36
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