My story is about a 22 year old slacker with no direction in life. He just got fired form McDonalds and is now on a quest to find a 10 year kid who didn’t get the right toy in his happy meal. Zach Fitzgerald is an Eternal optimist. Or so he thinks...
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My day is divided into 4 equal parts. Wake up – Part 1. Go to work Part 2. Jerk off – Part 3. Go to sleep – Part 4, all taking up equal parts of my day. When I wake up, I’m not surrounded by the smell of Foldger’s coffee in the morning or the feel of my 7 year old kid jumping on my stomach. I wake up to a godforsaken alarm clock blaring and a lazy dog licking my big toe. It’s really amusing if you think about it. Showering is probably the only time I have to myself, the only real time I get to reflect on the future. The future being McDonalds, under priced hamburgers are my calling. I’m 27 years old, no child, no wife, and no friends, and I couldn’t be happier.
2006-08-30
05:45:37
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