>> A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.
>> In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer,
>> was
>>questioning Clyde.
>> "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
>>fine,'?"
>>asked the lawyer.
>> Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I
>>had
>>just loaded my
>> favourite cow, Bessie, into the..."
>> "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted.
>>
>>"Just answer the
>> question, please. Did you, or did you not say, at the
>>scene
>>of the
>> accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
>> Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the
>>trailer
>>and I was driving
>> down the road...."
>> The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honour, I
>>am
>>trying to
>> establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident,
>>this
>>man told the
>> Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine.
>>Now
>>several weeks
>> after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
>>believe
>>he is a fraud.
>> Please tell him to simply answer the question."
>> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in
>>Clyde's
>>answer and said to
>> the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about
>>his
>>favourite cow, Bessie".
>> Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was
>>
>>saying, I had just
>> loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and
>>was
>>driving her down
>> the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran
>>the
>>stop sign and
>> smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into
>>one
>>ditch and Bessie
>> was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and
>>
>>didn't want to move.
>> However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning.
>>I
>>knew she was in
>> terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the
>>accident a Highway
>> Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie
>>moaning
>>and groaning, so
>> he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw
>>her
>>fatal condition,
>> he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then
>> the
>>Patrolman came
>> across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and
>>said,
>>"How are you feeling?"
>> "Now tell me, what the f*#k would you say?"
2007-12-25
23:21:10
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