One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near
first base.
The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest
swung, missed, and said "Dammit!
I missed!"
"Don't you say that mister or God will strike you with a bolt of
lightning," the nun said.
Again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said
"Dammit!
I missed!"
"If you say that one more time mister, God will strike you with a bolt
of lightning," the nun said.
Once again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and
said "Dammit! I missed!"
A bolt of lightning strikes the nun and God says "Dammit! I missed!"
2007-12-19
07:48:28
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