One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near
first base.
The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest
swung, missed, and said "Dammit!
I missed!"
"Don't you say that mister or God will strike you with a bolt of
lightning," the nun said.
Again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said
"Dammit!
I missed!"
"If you say that one more time mister, God will strike you with a bolt
of lightning," the nun said.
Once again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and
said "Dammit! I missed!"
A bolt of lightning strikes the nun and God says "Dammit! I missed!"
2007-12-19 07:48:28 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha excellant funny,,,
2007-12-19 08:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-12-19 15:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-19 16:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
strike a light what a way to be out lol.
2007-12-19 17:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey !!!
Very funny....
The poor nun... LOL
Aaron.
2007-12-19 16:13:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love your jokes "Joke Fairy". Keep them coming. Laughter is good for the soul.
2007-12-19 16:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by j j 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hilarious..one of the funniest things i have ever heard..here have a star you are on a role
2007-12-19 15:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny!
2007-12-19 15:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by migrainegirl1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol nice one . Ha ha
2007-12-19 15:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-19 20:03:01 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋