All categories - 15 December 2007

Two guys sneak into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want," said the farmer.
The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer.
The farmer says,"now shove em' all up your ***."
The guy gets all 100 up his ***. He feels really bad, but then e starts to laugh.
"Why you laughing?" asked the farmer.
To which the man replied, "My friend is out picking watermelons!"

2007-12-15 21:31:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I hear people refer to it as both.

2007-12-15 21:31:16 · 5 answers · asked by Instant_Classic 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I used the online help thing and followed their step by step guide. I made sure that my computer is set to play mp3 files with windows media player, I did everything in their trouble shoot list, but still no luck...

2007-12-15 21:30:55 · 1 answers · asked by guy 4 in Software

Lets just say, that person is doing "bad" all the time. You know he is drug/rapist/stabber/robber man person crook. Why does he do it. If you think there is a Satan, how does he affect the "bad" person. How does this person think? How can he be so selfish and cruel? Never thinking about others feelings.
P.S. maybe this guy is "normal" you know no mental problems

2007-12-15 21:30:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Lets just say, that person is doing "bad" all the time. You know he is drug/rapist/stabber/robber man person crook. Why does he do it. If you think there is a Satan, how does he affect the "bad" person. How does this person think? How can he be so selfish and cruel? Never thinking about others feelings.
P.S. maybe this guy is "normal" you know no mental problems

2007-12-15 21:29:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-12-15 21:29:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-12-15 21:29:04 · 13 answers · asked by mozes 2 in Physics

Lets just say, that person is doing "bad" all the time. You know he is drug/rapist/stabber/robber man person crook. Why does he do it. If you think there is a Satan, how does he affect the "bad" person. How does this person think? How can he be so selfish and cruel? Never thinking about others feelings.
P.S. maybe this guy is "normal" you know no mental problems

2007-12-15 21:28:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Yesterday morning i weighed 8.8 stone, but unfortunatley i had a bad day and ate 2000 calories. i have been eating around 200 calories everyday for the past 2 weeks and have lost half a stone. Anyway yesterday breaking my diet i ate 2000 calories, got on the scales this morning and i weighed 8.12 stone!!! how is this possible? i didnt think u could gain 4 pounds in one day!!

2007-12-15 21:28:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-12-15 21:28:19 · 18 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 21:28:18 · 35 answers · asked by Toothepaste Kisses-* 3 in Polls & Surveys

no one is good enough for you (in relationships) and you felt a bit in love with yourself and over protective of yourself? is this just wrong?

2007-12-15 21:28:13 · 18 answers · asked by shika dapa 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 21:28:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It was about a woman who moves into a large isolated house. When she first comes to town, she meets about 5 men at a gas station. They hit on her but she turns them down. After she's settled into her home, they trespass and gang rape her. She then gets revenge by killing them all. She never leaves town and this happens within a space of a few weeks. The last time I saw it was in 1992 but it looked to be a 70's/early 80's film. Thanks.

2007-12-15 21:27:38 · 4 answers · asked by NYC Lover 1 in Movies

They must be from another world, no fakes from this one please. And no, please don't suggest eBay.

2007-12-15 21:27:28 · 14 answers · asked by Sofa King Good 6 in Astronomy & Space

2007-12-15 21:26:57 · 20 answers · asked by Janice S 2 in Women's Health

I am recently divorced with three kids one lives with me I work full time job can't get financing due to bad credit to purcase a new car I need to beable to get to appointments and run errands. is there anyone that can donate a new car to me.?

2007-12-15 21:26:54 · 3 answers · asked by Dan B 1 in Personal Finance

anyone could answer but i prefer peple that live on the east side of the us

2007-12-15 21:26:39 · 24 answers · asked by mee♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

So I'm a 16 year old kid. Junior in High school. In an accelerated program. Taking some ap and honors classes. I JUST NEVER SEEM TO HAVE ENOUGH TIME..to do stuff. I feel that I use to be extremely sociable but my life is just so busy now its crazy. For the past few friday nights I have been so tired that i feel asleep around 5pm and didnt wake up till like 11am on sat. morning. I feel a little depressed, and that i'm just missing out on that genuine "high school is the best time of your life". Any tips to help me out? Basically my goal is to start going out again, have fun, date girls again, and keep up my god grades. Is this even possible? Anybody else with a busy lifestyle out there? How do you deal with it...man im just so tired of school. Need a Break.

2007-12-15 21:26:33 · 3 answers · asked by Jim (not my real name) 3 in Mental Health

Is it normal for a guy-friend to display good-manners and show an effort to be a gentleman for you?

for example..
always opening and holding doors..
providing small things before I even think of getting it myself..

2007-12-15 21:26:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

We are thinking of buying a house in Tas. We are from the Sunshine coast in Queensland and are used to warmer weather. Just wondering how cold it can get.

Anyone else make the move from QLD. Would you recommend it?

2007-12-15 21:26:07 · 4 answers · asked by the_little_one_said 3 in Tasmania (Hobart)

2007-12-15 21:25:56 · 13 answers · asked by Macy 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-15 21:25:34 · 14 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm dating this guy for about a month. He's perfect match for me (his starsign is Cancer, same as I am) and his Chinese zodiac sign is Rabbit, and I'm a Dog-person, which is good combination becoz Rabbit & Dog are secret allies. The only catch is he's 5 years younger than me..i'm 25 this year and he's 20. Will this relationship work...? Does age really matter?

2007-12-15 21:24:28 · 13 answers · asked by amaww 1 in Singles & Dating

in details?

2007-12-15 21:24:24 · 7 answers · asked by ~electra~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 21:24:18 · 5 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-15 21:24:16 · 5 answers · asked by Sgiandubh 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

say the word "motherf**ker" ??

He added a whole new dimension to the way the word can be pronounced

2007-12-15 21:24:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Spend on Y/A daily?

2007-12-15 21:23:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thank god it wasn't the Spice mums, that would be fiction!

2007-12-15 21:23:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys