Two guys sneak into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want," said the farmer.
The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer.
The farmer says,"now shove em' all up your ***."
The guy gets all 100 up his ***. He feels really bad, but then e starts to laugh.
"Why you laughing?" asked the farmer.
To which the man replied, "My friend is out picking watermelons!"
2007-12-15 21:31:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha good one thanks
2007-12-16 00:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-16 17:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-16 06:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-16 05:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaahhaaaaaaa Soooo Funny!!!!
2007-12-16 07:12:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good that there were no pinapple in the garden hehe
2007-12-16 05:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
a golden oldie!
2007-12-16 06:02:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
that would be even funnier if the other guy was picking out pineapples or something!!
2007-12-16 05:58:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-16 11:32:20 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long has that being around...still good
2007-12-16 06:43:05 · answer #10 · answered by vivienne s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
|I preferred the joke when it was cannibals giving them the chance to live if they show no emotion when they do it
2007-12-16 05:38:25 · answer #11 · answered by Carrotcake 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋