All categories - 6 December 2007

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage
in front of a huge crowd.

'The Senator' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to
the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I
can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits
rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the
cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of
arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did
you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY
person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a
momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into
their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little
wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her

2007-12-06 22:28:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of
December. Well, I would very much like to clear up a certain things
that have occurred since the beginning of this month!
While still filled with illusion, I had written you a letter in
which I had asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of
roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain
studying the whole year, Not only was I first in my class, but I had the
best grades in the whole school! I'm not going to lie to you, Santa,
there was no-one in my whole neighborhood that behaved better than me!
With my parents, my brothers, my friends, and even with my neighbors, I
would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street.
There was nothing I wouldn't do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a ****ing yoyo, a stupid-***
whistle, and a pair of socks!!! What the **** were you thinking, you fat
son-of-a-*****, that you've taken me for a sucker for the whole
year, to come up with some **** like this under the damn tree! As if you
hadn't ****ed me enough, you gave that ****head across the street
so many ****ing toys, he couldn't even get into his damn house.
Please don't ever let me see you trying to fit your big fat ***
down my chimney next year, or I'll **** you up. I'll throw rocks at
those stupid-*** reindeers of yours, and scare them the **** away. You'll
have to walk your big fat *** back to the North Pole, just like I
have to do because you didn't give me that ****ing bike, you punk *****!

You know what, Santa? **** you!!! Next year, you'll find out just
how bad I can really ****ing be. You've been sleeping on a
mother******* far too long so watch your back next year, you fat *****!

2007-12-06 22:28:51 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 22:28:44 · 45 answers · asked by ~welshy~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I love I wish it would be Christmas everyday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zt6Ot8WLHw

I hate walking in the air

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zt6Ot8WLHw

2007-12-06 22:28:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

please answer my question as fast as you can!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks ^^

2007-12-06 22:28:20 · 8 answers · asked by sophia 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

I answered a bird question and the bird i mentioned in all sincerity had the first part of the name changed into stars. am i daft or is society daft. Ho Ho Ho , Ba Ba Grey Sheep. I am sorry to repeat myself but, Hello!!!!.......

2007-12-06 22:28:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:27:58 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Also i have these straight scars on my arm that seem to appear over night i think might be cutting myself without knowing

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7129901.stm

2007-12-06 22:27:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2007-12-06 22:27:40 · 10 answers · asked by jessy l 2 in Las Vegas

2007-12-06 22:27:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

would you hold it against me....?

Lol x

2007-12-06 22:27:13 · 47 answers · asked by Fluffy ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:27:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Thanks :)
2. Regards
3. - Name

What do YOU do?

2007-12-06 22:27:09 · 7 answers · asked by monyet 3 in Polls & Surveys

SELECTIVE HEARING?
or
SELECTIVE MEMORY?

Peace.

2007-12-06 22:27:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:26:54 · 20 answers · asked by ruchika 1 in Pregnancy

I have seen Elf and Santa Who, so far

2007-12-06 22:26:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My bf's Nan N Auntie are coming round for Lunch on Sunday 16th December,i'm really worried,coz there both fantastic hosts,now there comin to our home,I dont know what to cook (I'm not a very good cook) I need somethin very simple but tastey,I need to make a good impression,coz they never been to our home before,we always go to there's. Any idea's people? Serious answers only! Cheers.

2007-12-06 22:26:30 · 4 answers · asked by Giggles! 4 in Cooking & Recipes

Do you empathise with this.

2007-12-06 22:26:29 · 9 answers · asked by joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

I`m in the middle of doing a chinese woman, but have made a mistake and to cover this, I thought of doing a row of small chinese fans, but I cannot find a pattern anywhere!

Is it possible to find a freebe online?

2007-12-06 22:26:27 · 2 answers · asked by Suzanne lily of the valley 7 in Hobbies & Crafts

That would be a franchise best. The previous mark was 104 wins in 1984.

2007-12-06 22:26:07 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

In a secular society, there is no 'one religion'.

It has become common to use 'CE' (common era) instead of 'AD'

(Anno Domini - 'in the year of our Lord')

Do you think people should still use 'In The Year Of Our Lord' whether or not they follow Jesus? Or do you think 'Common Era' is more reasonable in a secular society?

Or do you see secularism as a threat to your religion's influence in the world around you?

2007-12-06 22:25:47 · 16 answers · asked by Bajingo 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I live in a multi-racional country, -Malaysia, .. well.. how do you deal with them?

be nice, aite? =)

2007-12-06 22:25:41 · 9 answers · asked by Hema 3 in Other - Society & Culture

I have surrounding pain around under knee, upon MRI it shows that there is a small cyst developed, so whats are the things I must prevent to cure or it's a pure surgical matter, while folding position and giving pressure I feel severe pain.

2007-12-06 22:24:54 · 2 answers · asked by syed haque 1 in Pain & Pain Management

...so what do you think, who's cooler, more charming?

2007-12-06 22:24:44 · 11 answers · asked by Wayne R. 1 in Celebrities

2007-12-06 22:24:27 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:23:30 · 22 answers · asked by Q.xi 1 in Religion & Spirituality

one of our neighbours died 2 weeks ago. we didnt like her , she was very rude to us without reason. my dilemma is, should i put my outside crimbolights up this weekend?i even though we didnt get on i still wouldnt want to be disrespectful. what would you do? ( bear in mind that if i had died i dont think they would give my family a second thought)

2007-12-06 22:22:59 · 21 answers · asked by ginger 6 in Etiquette

took and hpt im 7 days away from AF (yea a little early i know but im sooooo impatient ), well my test took like 5 or 6 mins to give me my BFN : ( all my other BFN's in the past have taken like less than 30 sec. I was wondering if maybe this means that the test detected HCG but not eneough to say pregnant. could this be promising to a BFP and no AF : )
oh it was a digital pregnant/ not pregnant tests (i also posted this in ttc)

2007-12-06 22:22:31 · 2 answers · asked by Due in Sept 1 in Pregnancy

Far too strong...
I befriended her when she had marriage problems, that is it. but i think she took my goodwill as interest. it really isnt.
we work together, but i am sooooo in love with my girlfriend - and have told her this.
yet she tells me that i could have a future with her.
she doesnt seem to acknowledge my rejections... no matter how many times i tell her.
She called my mobile phone late last night causing my girlfriend to start asking questions. i have no idea why she rang - i dont ever speak to her on the phone.
but now my girlfriend is wondering why this woman is ringing me in the middle of the night.
URRGH!
How can i tell her to f*** off?!! She doesnt seem to understand!!
HELP!!

2007-12-06 22:22:29 · 18 answers · asked by WhyTuesday 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-06 22:21:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy