You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of
December. Well, I would very much like to clear up a certain things
that have occurred since the beginning of this month!
While still filled with illusion, I had written you a letter in
which I had asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of
roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain
studying the whole year, Not only was I first in my class, but I had the
best grades in the whole school! I'm not going to lie to you, Santa,
there was no-one in my whole neighborhood that behaved better than me!
With my parents, my brothers, my friends, and even with my neighbors, I
would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street.
There was nothing I wouldn't do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a ****ing yoyo, a stupid-***
whistle, and a pair of socks!!! What the **** were you thinking, you fat
son-of-a-*****, that you've taken me for a sucker for the whole
year, to come up with some **** like this under the damn tree! As if you
hadn't ****ed me enough, you gave that ****head across the street
so many ****ing toys, he couldn't even get into his damn house.
Please don't ever let me see you trying to fit your big fat ***
down my chimney next year, or I'll **** you up. I'll throw rocks at
those stupid-*** reindeers of yours, and scare them the **** away. You'll
have to walk your big fat *** back to the North Pole, just like I
have to do because you didn't give me that ****ing bike, you punk *****!
You know what, Santa? **** you!!! Next year, you'll find out just
how bad I can really ****ing be. You've been sleeping on a
mother******* far too long so watch your back next year, you fat *****!
2007-12-06 22:28:51 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, yeah i remember feeling like that!
2007-12-06 22:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol,hilarious,10/10, star.
2007-12-07 06:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't i haven't finished my letter to the editor yet. Next I start with my letters to GOD for my thankfulness of another year of life that I have lived in his name.
2016-04-07 23:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 23:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! If only my kids would have the right to write a letter like that!!! Ahhh, in a perfect world eh?
2007-12-06 22:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jojo 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol....LOVE it!!! I already told my kid not to get his hopes up..that santa was gonna be cheap this year. He still believes in santa but he is 7 so it wont be for long...
2007-12-10 04:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-12-09 14:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man that was hilarious.
you get a star.
2007-12-06 23:11:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my brother lol
2007-12-06 23:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! WoW....He told Santa!!
2007-12-07 02:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋