The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage
in front of a huge crowd.
'The Senator' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to
the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I
can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits
rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the
cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of
arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did
you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY
person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a
momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into
their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little
wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her
2007-12-06 22:28:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, heard it before but its still funny!
2007-12-06 23:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Pixie above me, that was HILLARY-ous!
She will likely be my boss after the election in 2008, I hope this question is buried somewhere come inauguration day 2009.
Gerry
2007-12-07 07:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Gerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hill-arious!
2007-12-07 07:47:12 · answer #3 · answered by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOAH!!!
2007-12-07 07:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by freshlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋