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A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results.
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said "What?"

2007-12-05 20:44:14 · 15 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

December 06, 1992 was the day when indias secular and tolerant values were given a state burial by die hard hindu fanatics and terror outfits led by RSS (not Really simple Syndication)Bajrangdal, VHP and the security forces who actively participated in pulling down the historical monument. I commemorate by wearing black band on my shoulder and wearing a tricolor flag of india which signifies Hindu Mulsim unity. How about you? lets all peace loving indians join hands and demand that the outfits like RSS, BAJRANGI DAL AND VHP ARE banished from the indian soil.

2007-12-05 20:44:13 · 12 answers · asked by affabledude2000 2 in History

Just a basic Calculus problem :D

2007-12-05 20:44:08 · 5 answers · asked by qwerty 2 in Mathematics

i know a few vegaterians and theyr all nice and slim, just wandering if people follow a healthy lifestyle and arnt slim

2007-12-05 20:44:06 · 32 answers · asked by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-12-05 20:43:25 · 4 answers · asked by bob m 3 in Astronomy & Space

Did you make a conscious decision to become an atheist or did you just become one as a result of not buying into theistic beliefs?

2007-12-05 20:43:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

many thanks

2007-12-05 20:43:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

1. heartbreak
2. traveled world wide
3. took a trip and never left the farm
4. snow mobile riding
5. marriage
6. a hangover (from alcohol)
7. performing CPR on someone
8. received a speeding ticket
9. prison time
10. worn a ballet tutu
More than one answer is cool..=)

thanx~

2007-12-05 20:43:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The USA spent billions of dollars in national security trying to avoid terrorist to come to USA to kill people. However it is a dissapoint that the door is open to crazy people to buy wepons and kill people inside USA. In fact I think if terrorists come inside of USA it will be so easy for them to get weapons inside USA. By the way I got tired of the National Rifle Association.

2007-12-05 20:42:58 · 9 answers · asked by onesonofgod 1 in Government

Is the Jewish God the same God as the Muslims?

2007-12-05 20:42:28 · 3 answers · asked by rihannsu 2 in Religion & Spirituality

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results.
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said "What?"

2007-12-05 20:42:28 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 20:41:45 · 13 answers · asked by Seeking 6 in Philosophy

that i had done ligament damage to my ankle i never went to hospital last night but today i can barley walk on it what should i do i might not even be ligament damage what can it be

2007-12-05 20:41:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.
Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?"
The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"

2007-12-05 20:41:21 · 13 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, I know the whole DVD= 4.5 mb and the others have like 25MB..
Better sound, better quality...

But, if you got a nice sized regular TV, a nice Surround sound, and a nice regular DVD player...
Is it really like that much of a mind blowing change??

Because DVD's are still good quality....are they not?

I've seen the HD and Blue ray, and yes it is clearer,
but that i'm only guessing, IS because of the Plasma HD LCD TV to begin with. Am i correct?

I hope someone can shed some light with this...

2007-12-05 20:41:19 · 7 answers · asked by AckiLeeZ 4 in Home Theater

What do you think of the Dog the Bounty Hunter situation? I believe that its been blow way out of proportion. Yes we know he said the word... But it was in a private conversation, That was illegally taped, The conversation was taken completely out of context, So do you honestly believe that he should lose his show because of this private conversation? Or do you think that A&E should strictly look at what he has done for his community and base their decision on the good he is actually doing? Please all honest answers I don't want anyone calling me a racist here, I just want an objective debate on the situation. I like him, I feel that if Imus can get his show back, then why does Duane Chapman need to be hung in the street over the same thing?

2007-12-05 20:40:50 · 9 answers · asked by ohiomandi26 3 in Other - Society & Culture

hello does anyone know the name of the fake grass that butchers use on their stalls? and where i can get some?

2007-12-05 20:40:31 · 3 answers · asked by lisa b 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-12-05 20:40:25 · 5 answers · asked by rihannsu 2 in Other - Society & Culture

...or tomorrow that will bring a smile to your face? I will be thinking of your smile.

2007-12-05 20:40:22 · 20 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 20:40:10 · 13 answers · asked by ™ ♥♥♥ 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you moved to. (works every time)

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

BATHROOM Theorem: When you are the only one in a 10 stall bathroom, the next person to come in will use the one right next to you. (This never fails)

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

2007-12-05 20:40:02 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

the same for you?

2007-12-05 20:39:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

2007-12-05 20:39:55 · 10 answers · asked by PearApple 7 in Basketball

2007-12-05 20:39:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

It obviously depands upon the couple on how to go about it. However if a Spouse wishes to have it wild do they have the right to demand it from the other. You know what I mean!!

2007-12-05 20:39:53 · 14 answers · asked by the_young_bride 1 in Marriage & Divorce

The answer will be better if it is Bible based...

2007-12-05 20:39:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

approved for the loan with no problems. Does that meant that I have good or at least decent credit?( the car I got was 2006 kia Rio and I pay $280 a month if any of that matters)Now I plan on trading my car in at the begining of the year and I do have more forms of credit and have been pretty good about paying my bills and car loan on time so could my credit have possibly gotten better? and would I have a better chance getting a car that was a little more expensive? I know that nobody on here can give me a definite answer without knowing my credit history but I was just wondering if anybody new a little about credit and could tell me something.

2007-12-05 20:39:21 · 5 answers · asked by Not a Good Role Model 3 in Credit