A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.
Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?"
The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"
2007-12-05 20:41:21 · 13 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-05 20:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 09:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 21:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-05 21:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by Jojo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, star, excellent.
2007-12-06 06:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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smart man
2007-12-06 16:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by DareDevil Virgin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very smart..like you
2007-12-05 22:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by adrulear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-05 20:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-05 21:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
cool and nice
good to read..
2007-12-05 22:03:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋