Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you moved to. (works every time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
BATHROOM Theorem: When you are the only one in a 10 stall bathroom, the next person to come in will use the one right next to you. (This never fails)
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
2007-12-05 20:40:02 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
from my experiences in life most of these are really true.
i never think of things that way.
2007-12-05 20:56:28 · answer #1 · answered by tt 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-30 09:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by jaideep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 100!
2007-12-05 21:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent work.
I enjoyed them.
Star, 10/10.
2007-12-06 06:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmmmmmm interesting :)
2007-12-05 21:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lolz the bath theorem is so true!
2007-12-05 21:47:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my answer it's good to read and nice thank for your sharing i need that one.
2007-12-05 22:02:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! hehehehe!
2007-12-05 21:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool
life's many true you wrote
2007-12-06 16:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by DareDevil Virgin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-12-05 21:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋