Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
2007-12-03
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