Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
2007-12-03 02:32:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are rally making my grand-daughter's day!!
Cheers!!
10/10 + *
2007-12-03 02:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good, liked the Sulk, lol.!!!
10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-03 19:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops I see a thumbs down for every answer. Have you been a naughty boy? Lmao
2007-12-03 14:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-03 10:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
like m .lol
2007-12-04 00:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids will love them!!
starred!!
2007-12-03 18:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol daft but funny
2007-12-03 10:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
HAHAHA that was awesome.
2007-12-03 10:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol
2007-12-03 10:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
o hell no to much reading
2007-12-03 10:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋