One day a blonde and a brunnette were walking in the park. The brunnette looks down and sees a dead bird."Aww,a dead bird!"Then the blonde looks up in the sky and says"Where?!"
A blonde and a brunnette were sisters and decided to start a farm together.They had $150.00 to buy a bull. The brunette went to the owner of the bull and bought it. It cost $149.99. While she was driving home she ran out of gas. She was next to a gas station that let people make telegraphs for1 cent."You only have enough for one word." said the manager."choose carefully". It didn't take her long." I want the word comfortable."she said. "Why?" asked the manager. "Well,my sister reads very slow. Com for da bull."
There was a magic cliff,that if you jump off of and say anything, you'll become it. A brunnette jumped off. "Eagle!" And she turned into an eagle. A red-head ran off and said "Sparrow!" And she turned into a sparrow. Then, a blonde ran up and tripped. "Crap!"She turned into crap.
2007-12-03
10:14:35
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