One day a blonde and a brunnette were walking in the park. The brunnette looks down and sees a dead bird."Aww,a dead bird!"Then the blonde looks up in the sky and says"Where?!"
A blonde and a brunnette were sisters and decided to start a farm together.They had $150.00 to buy a bull. The brunette went to the owner of the bull and bought it. It cost $149.99. While she was driving home she ran out of gas. She was next to a gas station that let people make telegraphs for1 cent."You only have enough for one word." said the manager."choose carefully". It didn't take her long." I want the word comfortable."she said. "Why?" asked the manager. "Well,my sister reads very slow. Com for da bull."
There was a magic cliff,that if you jump off of and say anything, you'll become it. A brunnette jumped off. "Eagle!" And she turned into an eagle. A red-head ran off and said "Sparrow!" And she turned into a sparrow. Then, a blonde ran up and tripped. "Crap!"She turned into crap.
2007-12-03 10:14:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha loved it!!
"ting!!"<== thats the sound of a star! lol
2007-12-03 10:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one haha you have to think blonde to get it you have one cent one word the words 'why' not com get ,the bull it why she payed a sent for why noing her sis would get it first one was funny cute but funny second ones weird
2007-12-03 18:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by camille462 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard the third one, but the other two were a riot! *star*
2007-12-03 21:58:52 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx, I wasn't feeling so good today. You made me laugh my butt off~!
2007-12-03 18:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first and third were very funny know the second one.
2007-12-03 18:19:32 · answer #5 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones:)
no star for raggedy randy though(for people reading this,i know her,speial code)
GOOD ONES MEGAN!
2007-12-03 18:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by xomorgan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you made my day... thx for the laugh
2007-12-03 18:20:17 · answer #7 · answered by Cheaze 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-03 18:28:05 · answer #8 · answered by t. B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol [: made me laugh
2007-12-03 18:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! a star for you! *!
2007-12-03 18:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋