All categories - 28 November 2007

in almost evry religion there are people who want to (and often do) kill people. it is soooooooooooooooooo easy to blame other religoins for their extremists. can you blame your own? really? can you say that memberes of your religoin are *wrong* or *evil*?

2007-11-28 10:43:47 · 17 answers · asked by pictureabluesky 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-28 10:43:45 · 14 answers · asked by oh geez 6 in Polls & Surveys

The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the
second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want
more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love s#x.

The second floor has wives that love s#x and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

2007-11-28 10:43:41 · 15 answers · asked by Global gipsey. 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-28 10:43:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-11-28 10:43:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that I can download in torrent or any file? thanks..

2007-11-28 10:43:27 · 4 answers · asked by nikeaero 2 in Reptiles

I need help on my homework and I have no idea what to do.
We just got through Act 2 so any information you give me cant be past that.. I need characteristics of Prince Escalus.. anything from act 1 or 2 you know about him. I have to draw a visual with the characteristics, and then i have to explain why I choose those and stuff.. I also need to find a qoute that is explaining some of his characterists, it doesnt matter who says it.. HELP PLEASE!!!

2007-11-28 10:43:11 · 4 answers · asked by victoria.♥ 2 in Poetry

It's on youtube and I comitted it to favorites...
am I due for a walker soon?

2007-11-28 10:43:06 · 4 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

If these two teams played this coming Staurday who would win?

2007-11-28 10:43:05 · 14 answers · asked by Bruce Tzu 5 in Football (American)

my f 250 wont start , i tried to bleed the filter valve but not diesel comes out , what can be the problem, the tank has diesel , hours before the engine was running ok. give some tips that may be work with my truck , thanks

2007-11-28 10:43:02 · 7 answers · asked by hortencia f 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

im a bachelor and i cant cook a lick. i love eggs, but hate the mess of preparing them. i know this is a silly question , but is there an easy way to microwave them ?

2007-11-28 10:42:58 · 12 answers · asked by smart mike 2 in Cooking & Recipes

and my teeth hurt...what do i do to make them not hurt...im jus at work..so something ez...like hot or cold drinks?

2007-11-28 10:42:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

This question is regarding my parents. Four years ago they couldnt find their second house for what they could afford about $139K, the lowest they could find was $220K and my husband had to put under his named to get it. Obviously that was not what we all wanted but it happened and soon we had problems. Dad wanted to get that house under his name so after 2 yrs it happened and obviously by so called buying it from him. My husband recommended that he sell the house within the nexy 2 yrs bcuz of the high payments. My dad thought differently he had no plans in doing so. Here we are 2 yrs later, my parents monthly net gross is about $3400. And my dad's loan is now 247K (he consolidated his car loan) and his payments have been $2K and he recently got a notice that the interest rate change and new payments will be of $2700. Its just my parents and two dependents at the house. My dad still does not want to sell. And the house market in chicago right now is horrible.

2007-11-28 10:42:44 · 5 answers · asked by melissa 2 in Renting & Real Estate

Our company is weird we get paid on the 2nd and 17th of the month. But I want to know if by law should payroll checks be cut out on Fri or Mon? Please help..

2007-11-28 10:42:36 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Law & Ethics

Hallo,
I need to know if this is normal.
My Menstrual Period is one month late today. I have all symptoms of being pregnant, and have had a faint positive home pregnancy test.

Have any other women out there had cramping pains in their low stomach [where their uterus is] and in lower back in early pregnancy? And this is personal - but is farting and pooping alot more common in early pregnancy too?

I have already taken a test - so please don't tell me to do that.
I want honest answers and that is it.

Thank you everyone who responds. Baby dust to all *

2007-11-28 10:42:35 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Big Red♥ is TTC 4 in Pregnancy

I have been vomiting-sick THREE times now (yesterday, I posted a ? and it was 2 times...I got sick again this morning) in the past week (can't figure out why; no food illness, flu), my breasts are a little sore, bad indigestion, and cramping in my stomach. I have also had a few bouts of dizziness. BM has also changed from slightly constipated to diahrrea in the past few days. I am 12 DPO today, and am (not) expecting AF in 2 days. I don't really "feel" pregnant, but it definitely is a possibility (we are TTC). I would love, love, LOVE to see that BFP! I am scared to test though, because it breaks my heart to see the BFN. I went to the Dr. this morning and I felt fine, I was nervous and forgot to tell her my symptoms. Got home had a little bit of spotting (I think from the pap) and a little while later I was vomiting again. I took a Dollar Tree test and got a BFN, should I wait a couple of days if AF doesn't show and test again? What are some other possibilities from these symptoms?

2007-11-28 10:42:30 · 5 answers · asked by Jamie 4 in Women's Health

I'm open to ANY suggestions....

2007-11-28 10:42:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You have been sent to a local sales office for your company. You discover that all users have the same username and password. The justification for this is that "it is easier to remember."

2007-11-28 10:42:12 · 5 answers · asked by stone_froze 1 in Security

On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession.
"I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man" she tells her new hubby.

The new husband asks if it was anyone he knows?.
The wife answers ...well maybe!

Husband asks who it was.
The wife answers - it was Tiger Woods.

Since the only other person his new bride every slept with was the famous Tiger Woods, he's not at all upset and they get down to it and do the honeymoon "thing". When finished, the husband gets out of bed and reaches for the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asked his bride.
"I'm calling for room service. After all that work I'm hungry!"

The wife says, "Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Really! Just what would TIGER do?" says the husband.

Well we would do it again!

Ok says the husband and jumps into the bed.
This same thing happens two more times,after which the guy is pretty tired.

So he drags himself out of bed and gets to the telephone.
The wife says..you're not calling room service are you!!!!
"NO, says the exhausted hubby"!
"Well who are you calling then, she asks."

I'm calling Tiger Woods...
I want to see what par is for this hole!

2007-11-28 10:42:11 · 6 answers · asked by Dan M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Christians to boycott Christmas family film The Golden Compass over fears kids seeing the movie will give up on God. The film, starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig, is an adaptation of one of the stories from atheist author Philip Pullman's controversial His Dark Materials trilogy.

And Catholic League officials fear children who watch the film will be tempted to read the books, which they claim "bash Christianity and promote atheism to kids." League president William Donohue tells America's Entertainment Weekly magazine, "Parents might be inclined to say, 'Hey, our kid really enjoyed the movie, why don't we buy him His Dark Materials for Christmas?' (It) introduces the kid to atheism. (It's) a stealth campaign."

2007-11-28 10:42:09 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Hi Guys, as a first time mom I am very nervous, anxious and afraid. I had my first doctos app on 15th of Nov. I was 8 weeks 4 days. My next one is not until 31st ofJan. I will be 19weeks 4 days. This seems a long time to me. Anything could happen in that time. Is this normal. Everyone else I ask has gone almost every month! As a first time mum, I thought I would be offered more support of some kind. What do you think?/

2007-11-28 10:42:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

hey guys. what do you like best in a girl?
tall or short?
thin or fat?
what kind of hair?
unique or average looking?

thanks!

2007-11-28 10:42:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

I understand it was designed especially for those of us who are elderly. Supposed to be very user-friendly as well as cheap and no silly or useless stuff.

2007-11-28 10:42:06 · 13 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6 in Senior Citizens

If you can remember, which TV programme was the first you remember watching?

2007-11-28 10:42:06 · 35 answers · asked by insert_ nickname_ here! 5 in Comedy

How can I keep my cat from climbing my car. He keeps on getting his fur and paw prints on the car. Help please!
Catlover

2007-11-28 10:41:59 · 3 answers · asked by Randomosity 3 in Cats

want to be respectful?

I asked this woman a question and she started talking about something else. So I said, that's not why I called I called to discuss this situation and she got a large attitude with me, she's like in her 70s. So I didn't say anything,, because usually when I do I'm called disrespectful.

How do you handle this problem?

2007-11-28 10:41:59 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-11-28 10:41:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-28 10:41:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cruise Travel

Is he your hero?

2007-11-28 10:41:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am jamming out to the song "Needle Gun" right now, and it rocks.
Any fans of the legendary British Space-Rock Overlords Hawkwind here today?
Got a favorite song or album of theirs You'd like to talk about?

Bonus Trivia: What hawkwind bassist went on to form one of the most repected and heavy Metal Bands ever?
Name the Bassist and The Band

2007-11-28 10:41:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop