Who thinks this is funny?Who thinks there is some truth here?

Question

The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the
second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want
more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love s#x.

The second floor has wives that love s#x and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Answer 1

That's sooo funny. I'm sure it's true for the men.

I'm not sure if it's true for the women or not. I know it's not true in my case at all.

When I first met my hubby, he had no money, and no interest in kids at all. I love kids, and would love to have at least 3!!!
Yet I still stuck with him. Didn't care one bit what was on the other floors. We had fun together, and he had a good heart, and I didn't want to risk not being able to... come back down to his floor. So I left the other floors unexplored and married him.
I never regretted my decision.

Answer 2

I think that's so true! I've received this in e-mail before. I think that even if we DID choose the 5th floor husband, then we would have something to complain about. Just as men would wh ohad the 2nd floor wife. There's always going to be something wrong with the person you chose to spend the rest of your life with--that's just the way it is.

Answer 3

Yes that is funny and could be true for some women but not me! I would have stopped at the fifth floor!!

The one about the wives store is totally true though!

Answer 4

I wish a husband store existed sometimes, can we return our current ones in exchange for an upgrade? LOL, I don't really mean that, I just happen to be upset with my spouse at the moment. :(

Answer 5

I've got a 2nd floor and he's great .... thinks he's a 3rd floor though!

Answer 6

Well I had a second floor husband and he was great! I would do it again in a heartbeat! :)

Answer 7

Lol too funny. But I think I would have stopped on floor #5. i am needy but not crazy lol. Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 8

ahahahah thats sooo true and funny. I would have stopped when they said extremly good looking. But the funniest part was the PLEASE NOTE partt, now thats true.

Answer 9

Funny? No. True yes, sadly so.

Answer 10

Very funny, and like it or not it seems like its true