All categories - 27 November 2007

2007-11-27 23:04:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

....excuse?........

2007-11-27 23:04:42 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

The next day, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for a year. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard runs into him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

2007-11-27 23:04:39 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

ive noticed that alot of women hate capricorns and have all these bad stories about them, it gets really annoying when people automatically class some one to be a certain way, trust me not all capricorns are evil, lieing, possesive, crazy, cheaters that you women make them out to be. i think that all this horoscope and zodiac stuff is right about people to a certain point, but the way they are raised and what kind of enviroment they are raised in affects what kind of person they are. because personally i would never cheat on my gf, the way i see it is that if your temtped to cheat on your loved one maybe your not that much in love after all. i would never hit a woman and i would never stalk a woman, if she feels that the relationship isnt going anywhere then i respect that, i just think that the women who hate cappys just dont know where to look, ppl who cheat or lie or abuse their loved one in any kind of way r punks. i just wanna know why ppl hate capricorns so much.

2007-11-27 23:03:57 · 14 answers · asked by bigCappy 1 in Horoscopes

my current payment is based on my income now. i am getting married next year and wasn't sure if filing a joint income tax would be bad.

2007-11-27 23:03:54 · 3 answers · asked by AB 1 in United States

Djeene (pronounced Jeen but with a harsher and more stressed J because of the D) and that particular spelling. I'm not pregnant or anything, just curious for opinions.

2007-11-27 23:03:50 · 20 answers · asked by YoursTruly 4 in Baby Names

2007-11-27 23:03:38 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

right, this is a bit of a confusing story..
my uncle got together with a woman about 9 years ago and they had a baby after two years, when the baby turned 3 they split up, she is now 7 and has always wanted to go to disney land (like all toddlers do!) but her mum cant afford it, so my uncle approached her mum and asked if he could take her daughter away next year for a week in disney land, she aggreed and so that was that!
but about a month ago my uncle started seeing another woman (nothing serious) and his X has turned round and to the courts and is claiming she never agreed to this holiday and she doesnt trust him no more and she doesnt want him to see his daughter, but she has had boyfriends before and that has never affected my uncle, now he is seeing someone (after tricky years with another daughter that is out of control, who has now moved out) she wont let him see his daughter, can she do this??

My uncle pays his way, he works, he never harms her, he is kind and responsible

2007-11-27 23:02:09 · 18 answers · asked by Mizz..Jaydean..x 1 in Family

Let's say the Anti-Christ appeared. And he gave Christians the choice of either renouncing Christianity/God and prosper or die a horrible death. Is your faith strong enough to face a martyr's death?

By the way, we wouldn't really know if he was the Anti-Christ. I'm just saying he'd be an Anti-Christ like figure.

2007-11-27 23:02:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-27 23:01:47 · 9 answers · asked by Balsam 6 in Egypt

I recently bought an LCD HDTV. As I was checking out the picture to all of them, I could tell no difference between the picture on a discount set (Vizio or Olevia, etc) compared to an expensive set (Sharp Aquos or Sony, etc). Why are the expensive sets thousands more? What benefit do they offer?

2007-11-27 23:01:43 · 6 answers · asked by Solid Snake 1 in TVs

How much?

2007-11-27 23:01:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

vaginas to make them very tight?
Just a question.

2007-11-27 23:01:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

I like this guy but...

- he tells a few fibs (lies)
- he's bad-tempered
- he's a jealous person
- he's demanding
- he gets mad if I go out
- he has a few girlfriends (or sleeping with them 'he says')

Yet, he can be the sweetest person I have ever met. I like him, sometimes I hate him, other times, I don't want to see/talk to him but would miss him terribly if I don't...I guess the bad stuff outweighs the one good bit here...

Is he for real?... I want to meet him before he goes in to do his Military Service ...

Are Turkish men like the above?

2007-11-27 23:01:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Turkey

1. for ladies ; thong, for men ; speedo
2. musical band logo tee shirt
3. a bow tie
4. a large belt buckle
5. for ladies ;halter top...for men ; tank top (sleeveless shirt)
6. sequined outfit
7. fuzzy slippers
8. cowboy or cowgirl boots
9. white ankle length socks
10. tuxedo (for male or female)
More than one answer is cool..=)

thanx~

2007-11-27 23:00:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It’s legal to play hockey professionally.- The puck is always hard.

- Protective equipment is reusable and you don’t even have to wash it.

- It lasts a full hour.

- You know you’re finished when the buzzer sounds.

- Your parents cheer when you score.

- A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

- Periods only last 20 minutes.

- You can count on it at least twice a week.

- You can tell the media about it afterwards.

2007-11-27 23:00:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-11-27 23:00:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2007-11-27 23:00:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 22:59:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you think of my screen name? Would you assume that I was either 11 years old or born in 11 of 2000 because of the 1100 after it. It's really just my real first and middle name and 1100 is a completely random number. I got booted out of a chatroom because someone assumed I was under 18 because of my name.

2007-11-27 22:59:28 · 9 answers · asked by misty_dawn1100 3 in Polls & Surveys

australia callin :)

2007-11-27 22:59:15 · 24 answers · asked by a little lost 6 in Polls & Surveys

Yesterday I was very dizzy (spelling). I threw up and could barely walk straight. I feel so tired.
Does anybody know what I have?

2007-11-27 22:58:52 · 4 answers · asked by SleepingBeauty =) 5 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-11-27 22:57:36 · 19 answers · asked by Rissa 7 in Polls & Surveys

i'm not sure of what they're gonna do. And i'm really worried that it will hurt.

2007-11-27 22:57:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 22:57:35 · 31 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hi there, I'm Valentina from italy..."The catcher in the rye" is my favourite book, i think Salinger is a genious, i ve read the book both in english and in italian...in italian it s called "Il giovane Holden" that in english means "the young Holden" I think the way they translated the title is TERRIBLE, the original title is probably the most important thing of the book..the italian traslation is absolutely useless...
BTW, here is my question:
I ve always thought that at the end of the book, (in the last chapter) Holden ends up in a mdhouse, not because he's "mad" but simply because he's "different" and we all know how difficoult it is to be the minority in our society...but recently i ve talked to a couple of people who love the book too and they said they think he s not in a madhouse but he s just in hospital 'cos he probably got a flu or something...
well,
what do u think???

2007-11-27 22:57:31 · 11 answers · asked by The ReBeL FaIrY 2 in Books & Authors

Judt look at the panel of headline to the right of the story. The Mirror, a supporter of the McCanns cannot seem to decide what is going on. How is anyone else supposed to form valid opinion.

I guess also most of what the Mirror pronts is fed to them or made up by team McCann.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2007/11/27/perv-killer-of-maddy-89520-20165239/

2007-11-27 22:56:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

which country you would like to visit ?
for me: im Egyptian ... and i love France.
so, what about you ?

2007-11-27 22:56:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 22:56:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Commuting

2007-11-27 22:55:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation