It’s legal to play hockey professionally.- The puck is always hard.
- Protective equipment is reusable and you don’t even have to wash it.
- It lasts a full hour.
- You know you’re finished when the buzzer sounds.
- Your parents cheer when you score.
- A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.
- Periods only last 20 minutes.
- You can count on it at least twice a week.
- You can tell the media about it afterwards.
2007-11-27
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