You know you're a cat person when...
...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litter box."
...you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
...you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.
...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
...you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.
...you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.
...you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
...you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.
...you refer to your cat as your furry child.
...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
...you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
...you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
...you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.
...you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."
...you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
...you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.
...you and kitty have matching outfits.
...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.
...you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
...your favorite friends have fleas.
...you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the cat box.
...you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.
...you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.
...you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
...you meow so well, you confuse the cats.
...you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore ... at length.
2007-11-23 20:53:26 · 15 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Polls & Surveys
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
How would you actually say that sentence?
It is a real sentence for those who wonder. Grammatically correct and everything. (If i typed it right anyhow).
2007-11-23 20:53:09 · 3 answers · asked by Berry h 2 in Words & Wordplay
Its true. Jesus sits at the right hand of the Father, that means God is on the left, which means the left is better than the right. All power to left handers!
I'm not on drugs. Imagine what I'd be like if I were?
2007-11-23 20:53:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Houston calls 1st monkey: "adjust oxygen 20%, stop radar, phase to warp factor 3. Monkey 1 "ok done".
Houston to 2nd monkey "switch off engine 3 & start radiation shield, adjust anti-gravitational throttle. Monkey 2 " ok, done"
Houston to woman: " feed monkeys and dont bloody touch anything!!!
2007-11-23 20:53:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
I am in my first year of interest only mortgage...(low mon. payment).... my mortgage broker says that there is no money paying towards the principal balance....and its eating up my equity.....after 2 more years i will need to pay a huge amount of cash!! he also stated that i cannot refi* because of a penalty?
im a first time buyer... please help. thank you people
what do i do?....
2007-11-23 20:52:59 · 3 answers · asked by aydenmedia 1 in Renting & Real Estate
I used to think it was the Colts but they are pretty banged up now and the real reason why Manning is pretty pedestrian...
I can't give it to the Steelers after last weeks performance and basically lost the game
SuperBowl Steelers 42 Cowboyz 10
2007-11-23 20:52:24 · 14 answers · asked by P@nis like Crack...the Hoff 2 in Football (American)
They do not want to be, or will not except the truth?
A few examples.
When I bring up some of the current events relevant to Americas foreign policy and the direction our country is heading. I often get a prompt response like...
A. I do not discuss politics.
B. I don't talk to friends about politics or not in public.
C. This is not the place to talk about that.
Let's look at these.
A. If one does not discuss an idea how then can he test it for faults and accuracies?
B. Do many of us really live in such fear of what others will think that we mute ourselves? How many other factors feed into this fear of that destroys the 1st amendment? Economic insecurities, (possible loss of job or status)...
C. It seems that no place is a good place to commune with our friends and neighbors. Are we incapable of discussing philosophical view points with one another without having moral bias emotionally disrupt the conversation?
2007-11-23 20:52:15 · 17 answers · asked by WA 9/11 Investigators 2 in Civic Participation
2007-11-23 20:51:36 · 40 answers · asked by That Guy Drew 6 in Religion & Spirituality
On excel, if there is a formula to calculate the exponents, is there a formula to find the square root of a number?
2007-11-23 20:50:49 · 2 answers · asked by Dudi 2 in Software
Does this explain why many of us are happy to drive our gas guzzlers to oblivion and pollute as much as we like, wage war like there's no tomorrow and elect a president who has driven the US foreign relations and economy down the deepest drain. After all it doesn't really matter if Jesus is about to whisk us all off to heaven in a couple of decades right?
Source: Sam Harris quoting a Gallup poll
"22% of Americans claim to be certain, literally certain that Jesus is going to come down out of the clouds sometime in the next 50 years. Another 22% think he probably will sometime in the next 50 years."
2007-11-23 20:50:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Which would you take?
1. 100 nights with 100 different women of your choosing. (replace women with men if you're a woman)
2. $1,000,000.
3. Grow up to whatever height you wish (max 10 feet)
4. Become 10 years younger.
5. Have your IQ bumped up 30 points.
What say you?
2007-11-23 20:49:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
We did once before.....we wore our shirts backwards, ate dinner for breakfast and breakfast for dinner. When we had to write we did so from right to left, down to up. However, we walked normally and we did other things normally like drive. Cuz THAT would have been dangerous. But boy that was fun!
Don't worry, this isn't recent. Now that would be lame.
2007-11-23 20:49:58 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys
Or will i have to say it all again next week.
2007-11-23 20:49:55 · 26 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys
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2007-11-23 20:49:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop
2007-11-23 20:49:27 · 9 answers · asked by ♣Kellina♣ 5 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-23 20:48:37 · 1 answers · asked by jlouise98 1 in Other - Television
2007-11-23 20:48:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore
if you have what was it like before and after what should i expect
2007-11-23 20:48:05 · 5 answers · asked by Ariella M 1 in Pain & Pain Management
I need to write about how news programmes portray religious people as being out of touch with the modern world.
Can anyone give me some examples of this and off thier opinions on this (the more detail the better!)
thank you x
2007-11-23 20:47:38 · 6 answers · asked by Rachel 6 in Religion & Spirituality
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, "There was a man in the convent last night." 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee. The head nun goes on, "We found a condom in the garden." Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goes hee hee hee. The head nun continues "There was a hole in that condom." 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.
2007-11-23 20:46:35 · 16 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Jokes & Riddles
Aceria Lynne wall/white
Lydia Rochelle wall/white
Lydia Michelle wall/white
Lydia Rose wall/white
Arianna? wall/white
Broderic Christian wall/white
Draven Monroe wall/white
Silas ? wall/white
the last name will either be wall or white depending on what the father decides to do...
2007-11-23 20:46:26 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names
I drive a 93 dodge stealth... how many o2 sensors come in that car? When I ask that question, people look at me like I'm incredibly stupid, but when I went to get mine replaced, the guy asked me which one? Is there more than one?
And, if I'm getting one of them replaced, what would be an average price for the job? What would be too high?
Any help would be great!!!
2007-11-23 20:46:00 · 5 answers · asked by alvalle3 1 in Maintenance & Repairs
2007-11-23 20:45:47 · 29 answers · asked by aka 3 in Cats
i'm thinking of using spray. or shampoo
2007-11-23 20:45:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats
When opening Christmas presents? When I open my X-mas presents, I say thank you loud and smile and i show that i like it.. my brother shows no emotion and just says thx with no smile.
You?
2007-11-23 20:44:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
My dream job is to be something that deals with criminal justice or to be a lawyer or physchologist. How 'bout you?
2007-11-23 20:44:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Yup! I'm 46 again!
I'm a Sagittarian! November 24.
Do you read your horoscope every day, religiously, or at least on days when you come across it in a newspaper? Or never at all?
Luv ya!
Moose
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2007-11-23 20:44:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said, "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes." Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching powder and poured a little of it into the Queen's brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew in intensity. Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote lotion into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder onto King Arthur's loincloth. King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master ...
Moral of the story: Pay your bills
2007-11-23 20:44:11 · 15 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Jokes & Riddles
How much do you decorate your house/garden at christmas??
2007-11-23 20:43:57 · 10 answers · asked by LITTLE NUGGET 3 in Christmas
Bad medicine is what i need.
2007-11-23 20:43:55 · 12 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys
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