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You know you're a cat person when...

...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litter box."

...you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.

...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.

...you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.

...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!

...you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.

...you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.

...you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.

...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."

...you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.

...you refer to your cat as your furry child.

...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."

...you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.

...you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!

...you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.

...you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."

...you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.

...you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.

...you and kitty have matching outfits.

...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.

...you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.

...your favorite friends have fleas.

...you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the cat box.

...you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.

...you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.

...you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

...you meow so well, you confuse the cats.

...you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore ... at length.

2007-11-23 20:53:26 · 15 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

oh very good. have a star

2007-11-23 20:57:07 · answer #1 · answered by nac mac feegle wahaye! 6 · 5 0

Honestly, it depends on the individual, not the sign. But for fun's sake (and going off my knowledge of the signs): Aries: dog. The energetic, loud kind. Taurus: dog. The earthy, lie-around and snuggle kind. Gemini: cat. The clever, independent kind. Cancer: dog. The snuggly, smart kind. Leo: dog. Pure-bred. Virgo: I would say cat, but my boyfriend and mom are both Virgos and adamant dog-people Libra- Again, would say cat. But my sister (libra) is an all-around animal lover, and my grandmother (also libra) feels lukewarm about all animals. Scorpio- Cat. The kind that creeps around and stares at your from dark corners. Sagittarius- Cat. The thoughtful, lie in the sun philosophizing kind. Capricorn- Completely depends. Aquarius- Also depends. Pisces- Cat. The alley variety in need of a loving home.

2016-05-25 04:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Guilty of 90% of the above! lol

2007-11-23 20:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

LOL....since you brought me great laughter, I am going to give my cat a nice bath....

Any ideas how I can keep her fur from sticking to my tongue???

2007-11-23 21:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

you're right, i'm the "crazy" neighbor with all of the cats.

2007-11-23 21:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 · 3 0

nice one dave
have a star

2007-11-23 21:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

shan't bother getting a cat now, ha ha

2007-11-24 12:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1 0

Well i love cats, but i am none of those ^.

2007-11-23 20:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

don't mean to be personal but you i assume you lie flat on your tummy "in the bedroom"

2007-11-23 21:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

meow

2007-11-23 21:01:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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