Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. Since he had no family his two best friends Cooter and Jethro were called to come identify the body.
Cooter arrived first, when the medical examiner pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yep, he's burnt real bad. You'd better turn him over." The M.E. thought this was a strange request, but he did it anyway and Cooter said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
Still needing a positive I.D. on the body the M.E. called upon Jethro. As the M.E. pulled the sheet back Jethro said, "Yep, he shore is burnt up, could ya turn him over." The M.E. did as requested and Jethro said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
The M.E. asked Jethro what he and Cooter were looking for and how they knew the body wasn't Bubba.
Jethro replied, "Well, we ain't never seen 'em, but Bubba had two assholes."
The M.E. asked how Jethro and Cooter knew this.
And Jethro said, "everywhere we went with Bubba people would say hey, there's Bubba with them two assholes."
2007-11-23
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