Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. Since he had no family his two best friends Cooter and Jethro were called to come identify the body.
Cooter arrived first, when the medical examiner pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yep, he's burnt real bad. You'd better turn him over." The M.E. thought this was a strange request, but he did it anyway and Cooter said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
Still needing a positive I.D. on the body the M.E. called upon Jethro. As the M.E. pulled the sheet back Jethro said, "Yep, he shore is burnt up, could ya turn him over." The M.E. did as requested and Jethro said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
The M.E. asked Jethro what he and Cooter were looking for and how they knew the body wasn't Bubba.
Jethro replied, "Well, we ain't never seen 'em, but Bubba had two assholes."
The M.E. asked how Jethro and Cooter knew this.
And Jethro said, "everywhere we went with Bubba people would say hey, there's Bubba with them two assholes."
2007-11-23 21:12:47 · 15 answers · asked by Fireguy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Meh.
2007-11-23 21:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They didnt know theyre the 2 assholes HAhahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha!!
Thanks for sharing this one
2007-11-24 05:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 Good one
2007-11-24 05:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good original. Give this kind of stuff once in a while, Iam starring you.
2007-11-24 05:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya really funny
2007-11-24 05:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by girly24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top quality Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10
2007-11-24 08:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by spookii 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but slightly morbid :/
2007-11-24 05:21:20 · answer #7 · answered by *blink* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...realy funny man..
thanks
2007-11-24 05:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by peyman p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny and nice to read..
2007-11-24 06:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good like it .lol
2007-11-24 06:54:08 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋