Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said, "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes." Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching powder and poured a little of it into the Queen's brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew in intensity. Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote lotion into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder onto King Arthur's loincloth. King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master ...
Moral of the story: Pay your bills
2007-11-23 20:44:11 · 15 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops, thats what you get for lying, ha ha
2007-11-24 12:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-23 20:47:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 22:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now where's my cheque book???
Thanks for sharing!!
10/10 and you star is on its way!!*
2007-11-23 22:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha Lick that sucker!! Hehehehhehe
2007-11-23 22:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
since when have you been interested in history
2007-11-23 21:02:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Life sucks !!
2007-11-23 20:51:11 · answer #7 · answered by Time4AcuPPa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fell asleep half way thru
2007-11-24 09:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-11-23 21:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha...
2007-11-23 21:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋