Its true. Jesus sits at the right hand of the Father, that means God is on the left, which means the left is better than the right. All power to left handers!
I'm not on drugs. Imagine what I'd be like if I were?
2007-11-23 20:53:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think otherwise: Left-handed people die, on average, younger than right-handed people (Not meant to offend).
2007-11-23 21:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A strange path of thought to reach the correct conclusion. As a lefty I agree with the end result though. We rule!
2007-11-24 05:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by Martha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that in the occult the "right hand path" is the path of spiritual enlightenment and is considered "good" where as the "left hand path" is the path of physical reward and is considered "evil"? (Granted, this is a HUGE over simplification.)
So, God is on the left you say? That's interesting......
2007-11-24 05:04:45 · answer #3 · answered by Lone 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, in social etiquette, the most important male guest sits to the right of the host, the star of the show.
That makes Jesus the most important figure besides the host (God).
2007-11-24 04:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by Marj 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Eccl 10:2.. A wise man's mind (tends) to his right, while a fools mind (tends) to his left.
Does this prove G-d is a Republican?
2007-11-24 05:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by Gershon b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is on the right?!?!!?!
That means us rightys are JESUS!
We rule!
Who do you thinks better? Jesus (Us rightys) or an old mans smelly left hand (You leftys)
lol
2007-11-24 04:57:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Leftie pride!
The religious affiliation isn't necessarily accurate, though. I am terrified of what may become of R&S if we were to give you access to any form of narcotics....
2007-11-24 05:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by Satan's Own™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm lefthanded, so I hope this god fella doesn't try to use power tools.
2007-11-24 05:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO..Ned Flanders IS RIGHT!..Sorry,I mean,left...O jumpin' Joesphat,you know what I mean!
2007-11-24 05:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by kit walker 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Statistics show that the majority of Gay's are lefties. Guess that explains why Jesus and his band of merry men were gay.
2007-11-24 05:10:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋