Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on the front porch one afternoon, when one comments on how his arthritis has been a problem of late. "What medication do you use?", he asks the other. At this, the fellow thinks for a bit, then replies, "Oh, my memory is just terrible. Let's see. What's the name of that flower that grows on a long, thorny stem, and has lots of red petals and smells so nice?" His companion ventures. "A rose!" That's it!", he says as he turns toward the front door to ask, "HEY ROSE! What's the name of that arthritis medicine I've been using?!"
2007-11-22
20:33:14
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