If you were a fascist dictator what unfair, arbitrary rules would you make?, i mean really stupid and pointless rules. I would make wearing socks a criminal offence punishable by public flogging and i would make serving donuts for breakfast compulsory and i would also make a law that everyone can only walk backwards after 6 Pm and anyone caught walking forward gets 1 year in jail.
2007-11-22 20:37:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
- No paper towels after Thursday of each week.
- No belching the name Andy while being tickled.
- Hip teens entering any small towns and starting a dance craze, and by extension, ending a reign of adult oppression, shall pay a fine of $50.
- No doing the hokey pokey, and no turning yourself around.
- Every child must play Oregon Trail in grade school.
2007-11-22 20:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
-Killing a person is OK if you didn't have the same personal beliefs as them. You are not allowed to kill the Dictator or lawmakers, however.
-Telling someone wearing a rat mask and a bath robe, walking around in your back yard and putting up signs that say, "J. Tight Lips Trail" that you are going to call the cops on them and then breaking their signs can get you a minimum fine of $50,000 and 10 years in prison
-Not having fish wallpaper calls for you to get you eyelashes plucked one by one
-Watching Winnie the Pooh and owning Analog Clocks will get you whipped severely and then having salt poured on you back
-Clipping your toenails calls for removal of rank
-Kick vagrants in the stomach and throw them down staircases if you see them or get impaled
2007-11-25 15:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Compulsory personality realignment (brainwashing in a government facility) would be for anyone who thinks that Paris Hilton is attractive.
2007-11-22 20:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by Liz H 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'd enforce the mother of all laws... make stupidity a criminal offense.
2007-11-22 21:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by binba 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who talks to the führer before he has his morning coffee will be shot...
Come to think of it, it's pretty much the same at the moment without me running a dictatorship.
2007-11-22 20:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin the pedantic martian 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
In order to exit your house you must have a frog sitting on your shoulder that you must caress every ten steps. If you fail to comply you will face death by firing squad.
2007-11-22 20:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt do that, because making stupid rules is wrong, and any authority head who makes stupid rules should be sacked.
2007-11-24 03:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by boris t 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, ur funny
2007-11-22 20:54:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋