A farmer`s friend came to visit an they were touring the barn yard when the friend noticed that a pig had a wooden leg. So he ask the farmer why does thst pig have a wooden leg? Oh that pig is a good pig you know what that pig did? I was plowing on the side of a hill and my tractor turned over an pened me underneith the tractor that pig busted out of the pen, dug a hole under the tractor grabed my coat and pulled me to safety just before the tractor burst into flames. That`s a good pig.
Yes but it still don`t tell me why it has a wooden leg . Well you know what that pig did one other time? In the middle of ihe night our house started on fire an that pig busted out of the pen again and busted our door down, woke me and my wife up, and we were able to save our kid`s and some of our belonging`s. That`s a good pig.
But it still dont tell me why it has a wooden leg. Well heck man, a good pig like that you wouldn`t want to eat him all at once Would you?
2007-11-22
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