John walked out onto the porch of the nursing home to inform his old buddies he was leaving the next day. One asked why he was leaving. John said " because I'm getting married. I'm going to marry a 20 year old beautiful blond". One of the friends said " John, don't do that, all that sex could kill a person". John said " If she dies she dies".
2007-11-22 20:26:02 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gee thanks for the lovely comment "pretty flower"
2007-11-22 20:46:08 · update #1
hehehe, another cracker hun, pmsl
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2007-11-23 05:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!!!! Peter Andre is a good guy or woman and this way of attractive relatives guy too. I in no way used to love him or Jordan yet considering seeing them on the Jungle and seeing Jordan being herself she is gorgeous as katie value and Peter Andre isn't a hanger on - he brings income too. ok so to date as all of us understand no longer as much as Jordan yet do you study or does everybody else study their salary with their companions and think of god I ought to sell off you, you carry me back considering you do no longer earn sufficient. additionally who're we to certainly understand what those human beings carry of their economic corporation money owed adn the place that funds got here from. Katie value is to date as i'm worried in basic terms as intelligent a business enterprise woman as Madonna is, they the two sell intercourse (no longer actually as in drowsing aorund) As for Victoria Beckham, in my opinion I have no time for her in any respect yet i'm confident she is, properly, a solid earner too if that's what you're valuing your question on. I in actual fact desire bpth couples have an prolonged happy life mutually.
2016-10-17 21:24:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good
2007-11-22 20:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by Dragon Prince 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-22 22:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, I've heard that before, but still a good'n.
2007-11-22 20:32:27 · answer #5 · answered by I ♥ Christmas. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA ha funny. pretty flower you got a foul gob
2007-11-22 20:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by Deborah C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-22 20:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thts actualy funny
2007-11-22 20:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that one!!!!
2007-11-22 20:32:05 · answer #9 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe,funny
2007-11-23 00:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋