A farmer`s friend came to visit an they were touring the barn yard when the friend noticed that a pig had a wooden leg. So he ask the farmer why does thst pig have a wooden leg? Oh that pig is a good pig you know what that pig did? I was plowing on the side of a hill and my tractor turned over an pened me underneith the tractor that pig busted out of the pen, dug a hole under the tractor grabed my coat and pulled me to safety just before the tractor burst into flames. That`s a good pig.
Yes but it still don`t tell me why it has a wooden leg . Well you know what that pig did one other time? In the middle of ihe night our house started on fire an that pig busted out of the pen again and busted our door down, woke me and my wife up, and we were able to save our kid`s and some of our belonging`s. That`s a good pig.
But it still dont tell me why it has a wooden leg. Well heck man, a good pig like that you wouldn`t want to eat him all at once Would you?
2007-11-22 20:23:13 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you cant beat a leg of pork
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2007-11-22 20:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Her comes the Spider Pig!
2016-04-05 04:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, the farmer isn't even grateful to the pig. He doesn't want to eat the whole pig so the it can continue rescuing him. The man is eating his cake and having it
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-22 20:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by naijagunner 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, a crackling good joke hun, pmsl
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2007-11-23 05:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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2007-11-22 22:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool, I like that one.
2007-11-22 20:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haa haa thats f'ed up! I bet that pig doesn't do sh!t for him now!
2007-11-22 20:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by Stinging Dragon 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha,funny
2007-11-23 00:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brill!
I have a farmer friend who breeds three-legged chickens.
I asked him what they taste like.
He said, 'Dunno! Oi carn't catch the bu**ers!'.
2007-11-22 20:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by bfly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,funny
2007-11-22 20:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋