All categories - 21 November 2007

Little Johnny and Jenny

Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married. So Johnny goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”

Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our allowance - Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine”

By this time Mr Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won’t have an answer to.

After a second, Mr.Smith says, “Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?”

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says “Well, we’ve been lucky so far………”

2007-11-21 06:20:58 · 33 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I think GB sv Detroit is the best out there.....
Indy should take care of Atlanta and the jets vs Dallas ...lol its the jets playing .I suppose if the jets play Dallas tough then it might be good to watch( a door mat team from AFC vs the top NFC team) in a close game.

2007-11-21 06:20:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

My husband bought a bag of frozen shrimp for appitizers on Thanksgiving.. I'm starting them to thaw in the fridge now.. However, when I took them out of the bag they are RAW do I need to boil them briefly for shimp cocktail? Or can they be eaten w/o cooking..? Thanks....

2007-11-21 06:20:47 · 6 answers · asked by pebblespro 7 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-21 06:20:43 · 20 answers · asked by Q.London 2 in Football (American)

2007-11-21 06:20:41 · 4 answers · asked by Skip 3 in Football (American)

2007-11-21 06:20:27 · 5 answers · asked by Tom C 1 in Philosophy

One fact that we never hear is that Mars' polar ice caps are melting at the same rate Earths are. I wounder if the sun just MIGHT have something to do with it! And what about the fact that a single volcano can spew more greenhouse gasses into the air during one eruption than the history of all humanity combined.

2007-11-21 06:20:19 · 17 answers · asked by Kingler 5 in Global Warming

Reeaaawwww iszzzz Yhheerrrhhich - ou - oooo!!!!!!!!!!

Believe me or not, he was talking like a kid on last monday night Raw

2007-11-21 06:20:12 · 11 answers · asked by Sandy Sphea 2 in Wrestling

Different websites have the name Kieran in them but they are pronounced all different ways. I would like the most common way to pronounce it please!!

2007-11-21 06:20:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

Mine isn't until I will be 11 weeks, does that seem to long to wait?

2007-11-21 06:20:07 · 10 answers · asked by Kelly H 4 in Pregnancy

Does your religion/Faith help you overcome the fear of Death?

2007-11-21 06:19:47 · 45 answers · asked by ۞Aum۞ 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I've heard of OLD WIVE'S TALES, but these two answers took the blue ribbon! I'm 30, a non-smoker(as if THAT has ANYTHING to do with your bones, spinal column or discs!) am muscular and not the LEAST BIT, not ONE ONCE OVERWEIGHT! I weigh 205, wear a size 17 1/2 shirt,my waist line is 33-34 inches, I split my tee shirts's sleeves if I'm not careful, so I think to be on the safe side, I'll go with a SCHOOL OF MEDICINE'S ANSWER and use the SPIRAL TENSION to help decompress my discs. The disease IS hereditary! Mine's progressed to nerve damage so I had to stop benching 300 lbs. That would SMART some to drop on my neck or chest. I've been a PROFESSIONAL BODYGUARD, so NO BAD HABITS, not even a DRINK!

2007-11-21 06:19:46 · 8 answers · asked by alexander 1 in Pain & Pain Management

i need to read a book that has been BANNED or CHALLENGED about mystery, crime, horror, suspense, anything along the guidelines of mystery... any ideas>?? please help!!!!!! thank u sooo much :)

2007-11-21 06:19:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

My son is almost 6 months old and we decided to start feeding him solid foods (well mashed up and pureed foods). We are starting him off feeding him solids once a day, and after trying a new food we won't have him try another one for 3 days and just feed him regular baby cereal (the doctor said this was best for allergy reasons). He eats the food really well and barely spits any out, so he seems ready to eat.

But I noticed since we started that his bowel movements have been slower (he normally goes every morning about 9) and when it comes out that it is a lot thicker and darker. Before this he was purely a breastfeed baby and it always thinner and a yellowish color. I am kinda figuring that is happening cause we started feeding him solids, but I wanted to know if anyone else has had this kind of experience?

Also if anyone makes/made their own baby food.. can you pass along any tips or recipes?

Thanks!

2007-11-21 06:19:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

Although unconventional - it falls upon me (as opposed to MacTealc) to invite all of good heart to join us at MacTealc Towers - appropriately on the date of American Thanksgiving.

Will you join us in giving thanks also for the gifts of friendship?
Of reconciliation?
And of love?

ALL are welcome to be with us - even those that will not allow the Brave MacTealc his voice on this site. For he bears you no malice but bids that I wish you the same happiness that he has found.

On the event we would ask you bring your tallest stories, your deepest secrets - and forget which is which and tell all to us - your friends and family!

We shall laugh and we shall make jest at the expense of those that have forgotten how to smile - and we know who they are.

But come one - come all .............Hetti and the Girls are fluffed up, Rooster Cogburn is on patrolm, the wee wobbly pup is courting a fetching wee collie and is eager to show her off!

And MacTealc and I have great news!

2007-11-21 06:19:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-11-21 06:19:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

how do i know if something is Acids/Bases/Neutral if i was giving the forumla?

2007-11-21 06:19:15 · 1 answers · asked by Ayaa 1 in Chemistry

Hello! Today my recovery disk arrived after 8 long weeks with HP. Before I got the recovery disk, a balloon pops up saying you have files waiting to be written on this disk, even though there is no disk in the drive. Now when i put the recovery disk in the drive, it says do you want to write the files on the disk, so i click take no action, and it closes but then the steps im supposed to follow on the recovery disk doesnt come up! Please help!

2007-11-21 06:19:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

I like working with kids. but graduated with a degree in illustration. how many more classes or years of school do I need to go to to get a teaching license? I live in Ct if that makes a difference in requirements

2007-11-21 06:18:45 · 8 answers · asked by chloë 2 in Teaching

2007-11-21 06:18:42 · 13 answers · asked by Jan B 1 in Religion & Spirituality

oil pressure goes to 40 psi and holds for 10 min then drops to 0. can not find why it is doing this.

2007-11-21 06:18:37 · 5 answers · asked by Faye 1 in Dodge

And do you think Belle will go through with the wedding to Shawn?

2007-11-21 06:18:33 · 20 answers · asked by Candi Apples 7 in Soap Operas

How do you say a sincere one?

2007-11-21 06:18:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines

2007-11-21 06:17:48 · 64 answers · asked by KittyKitty 2 in Baby Names

2007-11-21 06:17:35 · 16 answers · asked by luvmybabies 3 in Pregnancy

I mean yeah so what she lied about something but so does everybody else in that town and look at meg she thinks she is hollier than thou .

2007-11-21 06:17:28 · 10 answers · asked by Kate T. 7 in Soap Operas

I've tried and failed before.

2007-11-21 06:17:15 · 6 answers · asked by Dr. NG 7 in Vegetarian & Vegan

For some people, their belief in God is based on the idea that everything is so perfect that it must have been designed by an intelligent creator.

They generally answer questions about God's existence like this, "Just look around you. Who do you think made everything?"

They use God to answer every unknown question about life. Like...
Q: Where did the universe come from?
A: Oh, God did it.

OK then....
Q: Where did god come from?
A: Uhhhhh.....God did it.

Then they say "God has always existed"

But, that completely goes against their original argument for God's existence (that everything is so perfect it must have been created).

It would make more sense for them to say that the Universe has always existed and that it created everything from itself.

So my real question to these people is .......Are you really, just making yourselves believe in God because you are psychologically conditioned to fear Hell?

2007-11-21 06:17:15 · 27 answers · asked by kj 3 in Religion & Spirituality