All categories - 17 November 2007

Dear Airlines,



Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them


In the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking


Strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food


Anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and


Get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course,


Every businessman in this country would start flying again,


Hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need


A salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips


Would be so good that they could charge the women for


Working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,


Including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of


Seeing naked women. So, hijackings would come to a


Screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record


Revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle


It right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.




Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do


Everything myself?

Sincerely, Bill Clinton

2007-11-17 11:34:57 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

anyone hear of "It's Kind of a Funny Story" by Ned Vizzini becoming a movie?? if so give me the internet link...... plz and thank u.......

2007-11-17 11:34:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What did you get?

2007-11-17 11:34:39 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

1 loaf day-old white bread, crust on, cut into 1-inch cubes (10 heaping cups)
my stuffing recipe calls for day old bread can I just buy the plain hard cubes in those big bags @the store,or would those be too dry?And here's the link to the actual recipe just in casehttp://www.marthastewart.com/cranberry-cornbread-stuffing?lnc=5a79cf380e1dd010VgnVCM1000005b09a00aRCRD&rsc=recipecontent_food

2007-11-17 11:34:31 · 3 answers · asked by tina_still_rules 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-17 11:34:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-11-17 11:34:29 · 22 answers · asked by thezookeeper 4 in Pregnancy

I know she's had some injuries,but is she officially done with tennis?

2007-11-17 11:34:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tennis

Im 15 1/2 and ive not yet kissed a guy.. is that a bad thing or not...all my friends have and most have gone further, they think im wierd for not...but im just shy and havent found the right guy..plus i need the guy to make the first move (cause im nervous)...

2007-11-17 11:34:17 · 70 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-11-17 11:34:16 · 23 answers · asked by Arienna C 1 in Philosophy

2007-11-17 11:34:13 · 5 answers · asked by PinkBlue 3 in Other - Destinations

He is one of two candidates who have said with his election the war ends and the troops come home.
He has never voted to raise taxes.
He has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
He has never voted to raise congressional pay.
He has never taken a government-paid junket.
He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.

He voted against the Patriot Act.
He voted against regulating the Internet.
He voted against the Iraq war.

He does not participate in the lucrative congressional pension program.
He returns a portion of his annual congressional office budget to the U.S. treasury every year.

http://www.ronpaul2008.com/about/

2007-11-17 11:33:57 · 15 answers · asked by Thomas from Miisk 2 in Elections

I want to add a receptacle to the hallway. There's a switch a few feet above the spot that I want the receptacle. The problem is that I looked at the switch and there wasn't any neutral passing through it. If there was I could have pigtailed my wires from there. My house has underground crawling space, so I'm guessing the wiring is going in from there. I would just have to find the junction box closest to the receptacle and grab my hot and neutral from there. I've never been down there, but I'm guessing there would be a stud right below the wall I need to go to, and I would have to drill a hole through that stud and then feed my wires through. Does that sound right? I'm a student electrician, so I haven't had much experience when it comes to locating where the wires are coming in. I know how to wire any circuit, though ( three-way switches,four-ways, half hot receptacles, gfci, etc. Just haven't experienced around the house much. Please let me know if I'm on the right track here,

2007-11-17 11:33:42 · 6 answers · asked by Mr. C 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-11-17 11:33:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

I'm a young guy, and not a mechanical type. Pardon my lack of knowledge on this one.

The instructions for the engines on the lawnmower and the snowthrower both obviously say to change the oil either at the end of the in-season, or just before in-season use. And to change it every however many operating hours during in-season use. It also, though, says to change the oil every three months.

It's easier for me to do all maintenance at the end of the in-season so the machine's set to go for the next year -- thus I change the oil then.

My question is: Do I have to /again/ change it right before in-season use? (e.g., I changed the blower oil in March; do I have to again change it now, even though the machine hasn't been used -- though it has been three months?)

And how does this differ/compare with respect to car engines? I obviously change the car oil the earlier of either the mileage on the sticker or the 3-month date listed, regardless of mileage -- even if I haven't driven it much.

Thanks.

2007-11-17 11:33:40 · 9 answers · asked by Me 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

I can't sleep.

2007-11-17 11:33:25 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a) once "the surge" is over that things will go back to the way they were
b) "the surge" will only work as long as we commit almost our entire military to Iraq
c) Iraqis know that the days of the "blank check" are coming to and end and that they'd better quit being lazy and start doing things for themselves
d) that even though things are getting "better" America has lost more troops this year in Iraq than ever before

2007-11-17 11:33:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I keep wondering what the point of anything is. I don't mean just the point of school or my purpose, I mean the point of ANYTHING. Seriously, what is the point of the world and people and even the universe, why does anything matter, or even exist? EVERYONE will die eventually, so what is the point of anything, why does anything even exist? I don't understand why there is even anything, such as the world and the universe, but it's such a weird thought because otherwise, there would be nothing. Like absolutely nothing. WEIRD.... Hmm, I wonder what that would be like... Do any of you get what I'm saying?? By the way, I'm not just crazy or anything...

2007-11-17 11:33:20 · 10 answers · asked by rb23 2 in Philosophy

2007-11-17 11:33:15 · 6 answers · asked by nitin k 1 in Women's Health

... fluffer?

Me, I think about slapping my pillow in order to get it more comfortable. You know, so I can sleep better.

I also think of the people who make that strawberry fluff in stores. are THEY not fluffers as well?

What do YOU think about?

2007-11-17 11:33:09 · 66 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and you had to give up one thing worth more than $50, what would you throw overboard?

2007-11-17 11:33:08 · 37 answers · asked by Kelly 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 11:33:05 · 14 answers · asked by Jiovanni G 1 in Physics

I have a dachshund that is due on Dec. 3rd. I took her in to the vet when she was 35 days and he said he felt 2 puppies but there could be more. I am to take her back to the vet in about a week and a half for her next check-up. I need to know which is better for determining how many pups and how big they are in case she needs a c-section. My vet says either one but I would like to know from personal experience.

2007-11-17 11:32:40 · 10 answers · asked by carman 1 in Dogs

I sure hope so.

2007-11-17 11:31:26 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Science

how did I go from listening to Pantera to Kermit the Frog.

I just did

2007-11-17 11:31:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am shopping for a shotgun for my dad. I would like to spend about $400-500

He will use it mostly for shooting clays and he wants a 20 gauge.

He wants a nice reliable gun that will take abuse (can handle 100+ shots in a day)
He would also like for it to have a hardwood stock.

He was originally looking at an O/U, but for a quality gun it is out of my price range. (I don't want to buy him a cheaply made O/U)

So it looks like I need to find him a pump or auto-loader.

So far I have found the Remington 870 which looks like a pretty nice gun...

What do you guys think?

2007-11-17 11:31:25 · 9 answers · asked by Big Game Hunter 2 in Hunting

My husband is depressed on the ship, unable to do his job to his best capabilities, is stressed beyond belief and even loses sleep at night. He has a lot of problems to deal with outside of the military and those problems are effecting his performance on the ship and making his life miserable. He knows of a discharge he could persue but he would rather stay in and finish out his enlistment (about 3 more years) instead of breaking his obligation to the Navy. He wants to switch from sea to shore duty but I'm sure that that is easier said then done because if it was easy everyone would want to do it. He knows of a few individuals who have successfully switched but his command says its not possible. He is willing to switch jobs and move wherever is needed. Does anyone have any advice on how he could go about trying to switch from sea to shore duty?

2007-11-17 11:31:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-11-17 11:31:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.

"Watch out for cops," the brunette said.

They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, "I think that's a cop behind us."

"Is it after us?" the brunette questioned.

*Silence*

"Well, is it?" asked the brunette again.

"I don't know..."

"Well are it's lights on?" insisted the brunette.

Blonde said, "Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no..."



She was so blonde...

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

Stars Plz?

2007-11-17 11:31:09 · 25 answers · asked by cutegir11 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-17 11:31:04 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"the man", i mean martin luther king jnr

2007-11-17 11:31:03 · 5 answers · asked by mary r 2 in History