One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.
"Watch out for cops," the brunette said.
They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, "I think that's a cop behind us."
"Is it after us?" the brunette questioned.
*Silence*
"Well, is it?" asked the brunette again.
"I don't know..."
"Well are it's lights on?" insisted the brunette.
Blonde said, "Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no..."
She was so blonde...
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
Stars Plz?
2007-11-17 11:31:09 · 25 answers · asked by cutegir11 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yay !! I'm so happy everyone loved them!
I'll tell u guys more if you want!
2007-11-17 12:45:17 · update #1
Yes omg there so funny!
2007-11-17 11:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by islandbreeze9hs 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats was good but tell me is this good to? One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
i like the drowning the fish one
2007-11-17 11:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by konaBoi4life 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
heres one. a blonde walks into a electronic store and says " can i have that tv in the corner", but the clerk said that she didnt serve blondes so the blonde dyed her hair brunette and asked for the same tv in the corner but the clerk said the same thing she didnt serve blondes, puzzled the blonde dyed her hair red and went into the shop. she asked for the same tv in the corner but once again the clerk said i dont serve blondes. frustrated she asked him how he knew he was blonde. he said " i know because that isnt a tv in the corner its a microwave!"
2016-05-24 00:42:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-17 11:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG these are so funny, I love them
Thnx for making me laugh that really felt good
2007-11-17 12:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by Rachael 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, the quarterback one was funny.
2007-11-17 11:33:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
I don't get one of them.
But corner of walk+dontwalk is soooo funny.
2007-11-17 12:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like dem all. These blondes on dis joke sound madddd stupid.
2007-11-17 11:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by xxPapi Chuloxx 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Those are really good! But did you know that fish can actually drown? ;)
2007-11-17 11:34:50 · answer #9 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are funny, but asking for stars is like an answerer asking for best answer or a musical act asking for a standing ovation.
2007-11-17 11:34:59 · answer #10 · answered by Gabi ng Lagim 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋