Dear Airlines,
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them
In the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
Strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food
Anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and
Get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course,
Every businessman in this country would start flying again,
Hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need
A salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips
Would be so good that they could charge the women for
Working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
Including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
Seeing naked women. So, hijackings would come to a
Screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record
Revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle
It right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
Everything myself?
Sincerely, Bill Clinton
2007-11-17 11:34:57 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bill clinton hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah. i would give u more stars if i could. lol hahahahahahahahahaha omg that was funny
2007-11-17 11:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-17 11:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fine. As long as they don't show gladiator movies, you've got a win-win situation there.
2007-11-17 14:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R O F L STAR 4 U...Whoops caps lock...:s no I meant to leave it on ;)
2007-11-24 04:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.....? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10... That's hilarious!!!
2007-11-17 11:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to go - - - F U N N Y! Loved it. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-17 14:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this xD
2007-11-17 12:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny:D
2007-11-17 11:42:01 · answer #8 · answered by deedee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
but wut about the little kids? Lol.
2007-11-17 11:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by xxPapi Chuloxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋