All categories - 8 November 2007

2007-11-08 08:12:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound
coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she
found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my
parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming
sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found
his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my
parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again,
this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her
husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside
him.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."

2007-11-08 08:12:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Any Ideas will do. I like putting the simple potatoes, carrots and onions in it also.

2007-11-08 08:12:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

I helped a dog get back to it's owner a few days ago. The dog was in the road and kept running out into traffic. People were swerving and slamming on their brakes to at least try to keep from hitting him, but NOBODY else stopped to help him.

I stopped and got him, called his owners, and made sure he got home. People were honking at me, rolling down their windows to scream at me, flipping me off, and cussing me for making traffic slow down. We're not talking a major traffic back-up here - it might have taken them 15 seconds longer to get through the area - there isn't even a signal light there to have to wait for.

Are we too busy now? Too heartless? Too self centered?

Do you personally feel that we have a responsibility to help others (including animals) when able, or do you feel that your only responsibility is to you and yours? I DO feel that it is our obligation to help others when the opportunity is given.

All answers welcome! Thanks!

2007-11-08 08:12:08 · 37 answers · asked by nite_angelica 7 in Other - Society & Culture

Can someone explain all the steps I would have to go through to copy a folder to a USB flash drive? I have never used them before.

2007-11-08 08:11:59 · 7 answers · asked by WC 7 in Add-ons

how hard is it to take out a bathtub to replace subflooring that is rotted access to tub is pretty good has 3 sided tub surround

2007-11-08 08:11:54 · 11 answers · asked by feiheck 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-11-08 08:11:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I can't stand crunchy, so my family is stuck with creamy - like it or not! LOL! :D

2007-11-08 08:11:52 · 38 answers · asked by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 08:11:47 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

how do scientists determine each layer of the earth

2007-11-08 08:11:46 · 3 answers · asked by Todd F 1 in Astronomy & Space

I only have one hand. I have never had a problem doing anything with one hand before but the nursing school has some doubts whether i'll be able to do it or not. I would like to know if any nurses or doctors out there have ever worked with someone with only one hand and if they wree able to do everything. I would like to get in contact with someone who is actually in my situation to talk about this. Any advice would be helpful!

2007-11-08 08:11:19 · 3 answers · asked by sc1120 3 in Health Care

2007-11-08 08:11:07 · 9 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Religion & Spirituality

hmmm

2007-11-08 08:10:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

guess how many people will answer this queston please...!!! who ever guess's right i will pick for the winner

2007-11-08 08:10:54 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 08:10:53 · 9 answers · asked by xMusicx(L) 1 in Amusement Parks

Get away! Really? And there was me thinking she'd got a space hopper stuffed up her dress.

And my question is: why isn't this really a question?

2007-11-08 08:10:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is a pink mercedes... ive wanted one when i was a kid and i still think it's a good idea

2007-11-08 08:10:33 · 21 answers · asked by I Dream of Best Answer 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 08:10:22 · 10 answers · asked by desertskieswoman 5 in Polls & Surveys

i bought the car in minneapolis and im not from there...she made me sign an assignment of title i belive, i signed a form w/ my info, the vehicle info, but its been almost four months and still no title. do i have the grounds to sue her?is it gonna be worth it to go thru the legal system and not try to resolve? what damages can i sue her for?the car has been sittin, cant afford to fix or drive it, and cant sell it to someone either. plz help.

2007-11-08 08:10:03 · 19 answers · asked by wizzpack 2 in Law & Ethics

Are the Global Warming Fanatics and the Evolutionists one and the same?
If so then that explains allot.

2007-11-08 08:10:00 · 13 answers · asked by Adelaide B 5 in Earth Sciences & Geology

Am I the only one that didn't see Dumbledore being gay. Nothing wrong w/it but I just didn't come to that conclusion. For the longest I even thought that it would've been reveiled that he was Harry's Grandfather or Great Grandfather. If someone else saw it explain it to me please. I think its a ploy to pull extra sells for her books. What are your opinions?

(yes i'm a grown person who read all seven harry potter books...because i liked them not to screen them before my kids read them)

2007-11-08 08:09:55 · 19 answers · asked by Ms. Independent 3 in Books & Authors

I have a 04 BMW 318iSE with the basic factory fitted radio cassette player. Is there a simple cable I can plug into the back of the head unit which will allow me to attach my non ipod MP3 player?

2007-11-08 08:09:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in BMW

one day I was walking through a park when I saw an old man sitting on a bench weeping. I felt sorry so I sat next to him and asked if he was lonley.
Through the sobbs he said no and I asked how his life was going.
The man said my life is great, I have millions and millions of dollars, a huge mansion and a beautiful 27 year old wife who can cook the best meal you've ever had.
"That sounds great" I said "but why then are you sitting here in the park crying?"


"I can't remember where I live" said the old man.

2007-11-08 08:09:41 · 11 answers · asked by Nate 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I've never come across anything that needed sour milk.. just curious.

2007-11-08 08:09:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-08 08:09:01 · 28 answers · asked by Wickwire 5 in Senior Citizens

I haven't looked into the cost yet, so if anyone is willing to share what they spent, I'd appreciate knowing.
That being said, I was just wondering if anyone is considering learning to do calligraphy themselves (or maybe has already learned) so they could do their invitations themselves.
I did a quick online search and there are a number of sites that show you how (for free!) it seems like if I got a light box that I could really do a great job by "copying" from the letter templates.

2007-11-08 08:08:55 · 8 answers · asked by nova_queen_28 7 in Weddings

2007-11-08 08:08:50 · 16 answers · asked by big ostaz 1 in Philosophy

he is studying in a university outside the country. im studying in a university too bt not the same as his. we have been going out for six months is it good that he asked me if we will have sex? the communication is just ok we always talk to each other. now im asking myself if i should take a step futher with sleepihg with him. or he just wants to ****! help plis

2007-11-08 08:08:39 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating