one day I was walking through a park when I saw an old man sitting on a bench weeping. I felt sorry so I sat next to him and asked if he was lonley.
Through the sobbs he said no and I asked how his life was going.
The man said my life is great, I have millions and millions of dollars, a huge mansion and a beautiful 27 year old wife who can cook the best meal you've ever had.
"That sounds great" I said "but why then are you sitting here in the park crying?"
"I can't remember where I live" said the old man.
2007-11-08 08:09:41 · 11 answers · asked by Nate 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome joke! Here's a star! ^_^
2007-11-08 08:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny
2007-11-08 08:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, heard it b4 in a slightly different variation, but still made me laugh
2007-11-08 08:40:51 · answer #3 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
Thanks.
2007-11-08 08:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a @$$H*L*
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2007-11-08 11:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke that is so funny unexpected funny lol thx for sharing it with us!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-08 08:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by LauraCKryptonite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! that's hilarious!
2007-11-08 08:12:42 · answer #7 · answered by dylanpeipert 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.....
2007-11-08 08:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by messinger1965 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-08 09:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-08 08:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋