A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound
coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she
found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my
parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming
sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found
his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my
parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again,
this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her
husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside
him.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
2007-11-08 08:12:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Poor dad, at least he is trying to get along with his son-in-law, Lol.!!!
Excellent joke No8.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh and good morning to you.!!
2007-11-08 19:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! I wasn't expecting that punch line. LMAO
2007-11-08 08:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao superb 10/10*
2007-11-08 14:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to be a killjoy but that was posted this morning and I was hoping to keep it for a couple of months before posting it again.
2007-11-08 08:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Good
2007-11-08 09:43:16 · answer #5 · answered by Steve 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your punch line was so unexpected.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-08 08:18:18 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaaaa hilarious!!!
2007-11-08 08:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by Ooh-La-La! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very unexpected very funny thx for sharing
2007-11-08 08:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by LauraCKryptonite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, I bet he's popular at the reunions
2007-11-08 08:20:55 · answer #9 · answered by Nate 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Failed to see the funny side of that
2016-04-03 02:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋