> >> A midget from Texas had testicles which hurt and ached almost all the time.
> >>
> >> The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
> >>
> >> The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
> >>
> >> The midget dropped his pants.
> >>
> >> The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
> >>
> >> The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
> >>
> >> "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
> >>
> >> "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
> >>
> >> There was a snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, and then
> >> snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
> >>
> >> The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
> >>
> >> The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
> >>
> >> The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
> >>
> >> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect doc, and I didn't even feel it.
> >>
> >> What did you do?"
> >>
> >> The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
2007-11-06
13:34:35
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Cheryl
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Senior Citizens